no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024

Middle Seat By The Toilet

An unseasoned traveler. Someone that gets the middle seat in the last row of an airline by the toilet because they have no airline status.

I had to wait in line at airport security forever, because of this friggin Middle Seat By The Toilet guy. He had no clue what he was doing!!

Middle Seat By The Toilet by Craig R November 13, 2004

Toilet Seating

A phrase used for the act of relieving oneself while sitting on the spread apart lap of another individual while they, too, are relieving themselves on the toilet. The latter individual is then considered the 'toilet seat'. This is typically done in the woman on top position.

My boyfriend and I had to use the bathroom at the same time and couldn't hold it, so we ended up toilet seating.

Toilet Seating by jazryo December 27, 2010

cold toilet seats 

the cold toilet seats are the people who nobody likes to sit on. In other words they are single and lonely. however on further inspection, some people would prefer a cold toilet seat to a warmed one as it makes them paranoid about someone else`s ass having just left.

Oh man, i just got dumped, guess i`ll have to join all the other cold toilet seats now :(

cold toilet seats by fuckface101 August 19, 2009

toiletseat meat 

1. The expansion of one's thighs when they sit on the toilet.

2. The expansion of one's thighs when sitting on a flat surface.

Person 1: "Homeskillabiscuit! You gotta lose some weight yo! You got dem toiletseat meat happenin'"

Person 2: " Whatchu talkin bout homefry, its whatchu call it au naturelle. You gots it too!"

toiletseat meat by WordOfTheDayYO January 23, 2011

Tourist toiletseat 

Is the act of using a person's thighs as a toiletseat while they are already sitting on a toilet. Usually ends up with both persons defacating into the toilet simultaneously. Can be infinitely stackable.

There was only one stall open at McDonald's so me and Jimmy had to pull a Tourist toiletseat.

Tourist toiletseat by Rozerevan February 15, 2017

toiletseat baby 

When a guy cums on the toilet seat and a woman sits on it resulting in pregnancy with many defects

Sloth from the goodies is a good example of a toiletseat baby

toiletseat baby by Freedo ur toiletseat baby March 28, 2015