1.n. Canadian version of the chocolate bobsled.
2.v. the sexual act of defacating on a woman's chest then ejaculating on said excrement thus simulating a poutine-like substance and then titty-fucking her.
2.v. the sexual act of defacating on a woman's chest then ejaculating on said excrement thus simulating a poutine-like substance and then titty-fucking her.
by Budd Licker October 10, 2007
by Sydmeist3r February 03, 2022
Canadian version of an Alaskan Pipeline. Taking a dump then putting it in a condom and freezing it to create a dildo and using it as a sex toy for anal or vaginal penetration (usually not oral) on a man or woman.
Joe: Shelley is coming over tonight so I threw a frozen toboggan in the freezer yesterday.
Frank: How prudent.
Frank: How prudent.
by Capt. Luge Splooge February 21, 2014
The act of having set doggie style while riding the person like a toboggan down a flight of stairs. Pulling of the rider's hair/arms is also acceptable as to keep injury to a minimum. - I have to credit this phrase to a girl I know who told it to me at the beach one day...
by jhendrix0722 August 19, 2010
Something you ride through a shitstorm. Anything that helps you through a shitstorm, i.e. a difficult situation or set of circumstances.
by Dusty Pellegrino May 16, 2011
Same definition as Donkeypunch with the exception that it is performed at the top of a staircase, and when you deliver the punch, the giver pulls the receivers arms back and rides them down the staircase-like a toboggan.
"Your mom was giving me some attitude during anal, so I gave her a toboggan donkeypunch."
"I swear to god the next time someone tips 10% on a $500 tab, I'm going to toboggan donkeypunch their whole family."
"I swear to god the next time someone tips 10% on a $500 tab, I'm going to toboggan donkeypunch their whole family."
by Chiqnfist November 11, 2011
by Johnny Knack January 26, 2015