Harvesting Haploids is a term that relates to male masturbation - at the height of which haploid cells are expelled at speeds as high as 25 miles per hour.
See also gathering gametes
See also gathering gametes
by RM 3435 September 22, 2010
Everyone in that car must’ve thought it was pretty funny to stick a bare ass out of the car window and moon us, but the driver probably won’t think it’s as funny when he finds out it was a Harvest Moon so now he has to clean shit off of his car.
by Jackmeatball January 24, 2020
Term used to describe the huge underwear worn by bigger women, so called because all of God's bounty is gathered within.
"I was gonna wear a thong on my date, but it was cold out so I decided on my Harvest Festivals instead
by bigshaoon July 24, 2008
Sexual position in which a male inserts his testicles into a female's vagina and proceeds to masturbate until he ejaculates into her belly button with his testicles still inside of the said female.
JJ: "...so there i was, balls deep, giving my wife some nut harvest when her sister walks in!"
joey: "I wish i'd get laid"
JJ: "Maybe if you's stop doing blow dude"
joey: "I wish i'd get laid"
JJ: "Maybe if you's stop doing blow dude"
by blizard29 April 29, 2009
An event during a sexual encounter when one participant focuses entirely on stimulating the other participant(s) with little to no regard for his/her own sexual gratification. Generally, the pleasured individual(s) in an orgasm harvest have no idea what is about to occur, much like its precursory term, organ harvest.
by Thewordmancometh February 12, 2010
The act of a woman reaching under her body to acess a a mans ball's, cup them in her hand and gently pull down, during sex.
Usually during missionary or doggystyle postions.
Usually during missionary or doggystyle postions.
by Kogan99 April 29, 2009
Men are like pears. There is only a small window of time when they are ripe for a relationship. And like pears, most of the ones you pick will either be not ready or rotten.
by Pear afficianado November 21, 2010