"U not my dad" is used as a reply when someone who isn't a family member (specifically your dad) tells you to do something and you reply with, "you not my dad".
Step dad: "austin pick that shit up"
Austin : "u not my dad u always tryna say something fuckn stupid ass noodle head"
Austin : "u not my dad u always tryna say something fuckn stupid ass noodle head"
by Unotmydad69 January 22, 2016
Get the u not my dadmug. A type of teenagers who think they can get away with everything. These teenagers are snobs and snitches. Their parents can buy them anything and they have never paid for anything they have. Pathetic excuse for a child.
My dad is a cop. He pays for all of my Armani bags and Rolex watches. He does everything I need.
Don’t do that! My dad is a cop! He will have you arrested!
Don’t do that! My dad is a cop! He will have you arrested!
by Feeling Kinda Naughty August 27, 2019
Get the My Dad is a Copmug. The act of a girl that only has half of a normally functioning brain asking to include your dad in the upcoming sexuall events.
Darren: "Dude we could use the motorhome!"
Chase: "Yeah bro."
Lacy: "Your dad could help too."
Chase: "My dad what???"
Chase and Darren: "hahahahahahahaha"
Lacy:"..."
Chase: "Yeah bro."
Lacy: "Your dad could help too."
Chase: "My dad what???"
Chase and Darren: "hahahahahahahaha"
Lacy:"..."
by Chasen420 August 13, 2011
Get the My Dad What???mug. by Lilskumbag March 29, 2021
Get the My dad's asscrackmug. A popular phrase in Austin with suspect Canadian origins. Often involves a young blonde man flinging traditionally prepared German schnitzel off of his penis into the mouth of a more senior partner kneeling 10-12 feet away. At the moment of ejaculation the boy is compelled to scream “Good morning Dad!” and the resulting meat scraps and semen are then cleaned up and consumed by both parties, family style. A morning activity, often performed on cobblestone streets in close proximity to work colleagues.
by aglioolio July 4, 2016
Get the Skype my dadmug. The most incredible, amazing, and awesomest person on the entire planet. He has the coolest beard and hats and he is the most incredible person to ever exist and I love him so so so so so so much!!!!
My dad James is the best dad ever! He bought me a game I’ve always wanted for $30 on my ps4 because he loves me more than anything. 💖
by James’ daughter July 25, 2022
Get the My dad Jamesmug. I've just realised I dusted my dad off in the bathtub after haircut and didn't rinse it im so sorry!!!!! 😱😱
by tc69 April 19, 2018
Get the Dusted my dadmug.