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u not my dad

"U not my dad" is used as a reply when someone who isn't a family member (specifically your dad) tells you to do something and you reply with, "you not my dad".
Step dad: "austin pick that shit up"
Austin : "u not my dad u always tryna say something fuckn stupid ass noodle head"
by Unotmydad69 January 22, 2016
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My Dad is a Cop

A type of teenagers who think they can get away with everything. These teenagers are snobs and snitches. Their parents can buy them anything and they have never paid for anything they have. Pathetic excuse for a child.
My dad is a cop. He pays for all of my Armani bags and Rolex watches. He does everything I need.

Don’t do that! My dad is a cop! He will have you arrested!
by Feeling Kinda Naughty August 27, 2019
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My Dad What???

The act of a girl that only has half of a normally functioning brain asking to include your dad in the upcoming sexuall events.
Darren: "Dude we could use the motorhome!"
Chase: "Yeah bro."
Lacy: "Your dad could help too."
Chase: "My dad what???"
Chase and Darren: "hahahahahahahaha"
Lacy:"..."
by Chasen420 August 13, 2011
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My dad's asscrack

Air just came right out of my dad's asscrack
by Lilskumbag March 29, 2021
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Skype my dad

A popular phrase in Austin with suspect Canadian origins. Often involves a young blonde man flinging traditionally prepared German schnitzel off of his penis into the mouth of a more senior partner kneeling 10-12 feet away. At the moment of ejaculation the boy is compelled to scream “Good morning Dad!” and the resulting meat scraps and semen are then cleaned up and consumed by both parties, family style. A morning activity, often performed on cobblestone streets in close proximity to work colleagues.
“I don’t usually come to breakfast since it’s the only time I can Skype my dad.”
by aglioolio July 4, 2016
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My dad James

The most incredible, amazing, and awesomest person on the entire planet. He has the coolest beard and hats and he is the most incredible person to ever exist and I love him so so so so so so much!!!!
My dad James is the best dad ever! He bought me a game I’ve always wanted for $30 on my ps4 because he loves me more than anything. 💖
by James’ daughter July 25, 2022
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Dusted my dad

I've just realised I dusted my dad off in the bathtub after haircut and didn't rinse it im so sorry!!!!! 😱😱
by tc69 April 19, 2018
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