The Juliana Theory

A great band that recently ended in 2006 mainly due to bad record labels and financial problems.

Russ: The Juliana Theory broke up a few months ago.

Ethan: That really sucks, they were so good.

by ethan 13 14 9 August 13, 2006

The Foley Theory

Idea 1. The idea of eating something with no carbs now leaves you obligated to eat enormous amounts of double stuffed oreos.

Idea 2. The idea that fasting for a day leaves you obligated to eat at least three pizzas as soon as the time period is over. This idea also includes condones heavy drinking but ONLY after you done fasting for a few hours!

Example: I have eatin a lean cuisine, now I am obligated to eat a Sam's club crate of Chocolate Fudge poptarts. The Foley Theory!

by Foleyism July 1, 2011

The Hourglass Theory

The Hourglass Theory states that the first eighteen years of a man's social life is like an eighteen-year hourglass - once high school ends, the hourglass flips, and the jocks end up on the streets eating dog shit, while all the nerds get money and bitches. This theory applies to roughly 95% of said jocks and nerds.

Bitches and hoes get it easy because the Hourglass Theory does not apply to them.

by neva eva October 16, 2012

The Nabil Theory

The theory that you must treat a female the complete opposite of what logically would make sense to do in your favor.

“Are your methods not working with girls and don’t know what to do, use the Nabil theory and do the exact opposite!”

by WomenRespecter90 July 15, 2023

The Galvis Theory of Gender Decision

During birth, as the shape of the human child begins to take form, a duck bill also is formed. In about a week, the bill will drop off and either attach to the infant's waist, or it will journey inside the anal cavity. If the bill attaches to the waist, it becomes a penis. If it does not, the child remains a female. Some anomalies may occur, such as attaching to the nipple. This will cause a disease known as Retardednippleemia which is common if the woman who is pregnant has many sex partners. Another common defect that may occur is when two bills form and one bill tunnels up the anal cavity and the other one will attach to the waist. The male born will be homosexual. Another exception to this rule is when no duck bill forms which also causes the female to become homosexual. Science has recently proved this to be true.

Surprisingly, some doctors refuse to accept The Galvis Theory of Gender Decision, however Professor Rarington Rockwood has agreed with Galvis's theory for quite some time.

by Doctor Galvis Ph.D June 30, 2010

the kevster theory

The kevster theory is an specific theory created by a high school student in 2011 named Kevin Fernandez what this theory is, is a way of making friends that will love you for ever it starts out when you meet somebody you act shy make them think your shy after you convince them that your shy you will explode like a bomb and act crazy and you'll see this works its not fake its real I have been using this for years all the friends I have made are still my friends and think i'm hilarious try it! prove it for your self next time you meet some one new!

Becky: look at the new kid he is so shy he doesn't talk to anybody.
A WEEK LATER
Kevin: boobs penis vagina
Becky: haha you wanna be my bff?
Kevin: sure! ;) The kevster theory works no doubt!

by the kevster theory January 18, 2012

The Matrix Theory

The matrix theory is a theory that our current world is in the matrix and that human beings are actually being used for a collective mind as a power source and the collective places us in the virtual world called the matrix and none of us would know.

According to The matrix theory, us human beings are in a fake world

by The matrix theory January 19, 2018