Porter

Porter is an idiot and is super dumb. He is cocky and brags a lot. He loves to play Fortnite and is a giant virgin.

Porter won a victory royal!

by JustTellingYouTheTruth January 9, 2019

roderick porter

A underrated musician/rapper who has lots of talent.

That guy is some Roderick Porter

That guy is going to be the next Roderick Porter

by CustardKage May 15, 2019

Porter Ranch

A small city full of gated communities north of Los Angeles that has million dollar homes within 1 mile of the fucking dumpy ass retail hell shitbox better known as WalMart. The idiot ass realtors of the Porter Ranch area, want it to be compared to a city like Beverly Hills, only instead of Rodeo Drive adorned with Tiffany, Louis Vuitton, Cartier, it has Rinaldi Ave adorned with WalMart, Famous Footwear, and Sport Chalet! Bottom line, it's Northridge, but pimpier because it has a golf course.

Jack: I live in Porter Ranch.
Sam: Oh, Northridge.
Jack: NO. PORTER RANCH.

by tees June 20, 2008

Tim Porter

A firm American who wants to keep everyone safe.
He laughs at my jokes but knows he has to beat my ass or else he will get fired.
He also just might have a small penis.

Tim Porter- “I’M DOING THIS BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!”

by Dawg5000 May 8, 2019

Aaron Porter

Aaron Porter was the president of the UK NUS from 2010-2011 during the period of huge student protest. He basically declaimed the protests without thought, then supported them without actually helping at all, then took credit for actions he had actually impeded. He referred to himself as "dithering" during this time. He then proceded to make nice with the Labour party with the intention of, like most NUS presidents past, seamlessly transitioning into a role as an MP. To do an Aaron Porter is then to be a totally ineffective political liberal careerist who wouldn't know politics if it beat him up.

Don't be such an Aaron Porter!

by Alain Badiou April 30, 2011

Porter Blump

A Porter Blump is a delicate, complex, and rather steamy process through which an individual is receiving fellatio from another individual in an outhouse or 'Porter Potty' while taking a dumpasaurus rex. The receiver experiences an unprecedented rush of pleasure from the act of defecating and ejaculating simultaneously. The giver feels similar to Tom Cruise.

Hey mom, u wanna help me out with this porter blump?

I straight up gave that thug a porter blump in the cornfield. --Slutty Ho

That porter blump made me sweat like a lesbian's armpit.

by Rim Job Reagan March 25, 2009

hunter porter

A super intelligent human being who plays all his games on 100 CC and is better than everyone else.

Hunter porter "I PLAY ON 100CC"

by Zeidler January 20, 2017