Shit the cunt

When somebody in the group chat refers to his Mrs ‘shutting her bitch mouth’ with the typo “She can shit her bitch mouth”.
The best looking of the group, immediately jumps on “Shit the cunt”

“My lass thinks I’m having a midlife crisis. She can shit her bitch mouth”.

“Shit the cunt”, as opposed to “Shut the cunt”

by GagsMan December 30, 2018

Trey the cunt

A cunt who is a cunt also Tremily for life.

Trey the cunt who likes Emily

by What is the point of reading? May 31, 2019

tit the cunt

When you reboot a server or computer

Billybob: Dennis my server doesn't seem to be responding where do I start?
Dennis: Please tell me you have already tit the cunt, I can't deal with your level of stupidity any more!

by Go55y May 13, 2021

Milk the cunt

To play the middle C. Usually uttered when a band wants to tune their instruments.

Saxophonist: Milk the cunt!
Pianist: *plays middle C*
Band: *all play middle C*

by Zipdox January 16, 2024

Jabba the cunt

A type of person that is an total idiot and a Star wars fan

That guy is jabba the cunt!

by ScroogeMcDuckyDuckFuck December 2, 2025

Kick in the cunt

Receiving a low pay check after working 80 hours a week

Mitch: You sold all those homes, you must be cashed-up now, right?
Justin: No, you'd be surprised, I work 80 hours a week and all I got was a kick in the cunt.

by Mooooch February 27, 2021

Hepatittis of the cunt

Refers to hepatitis in general. It is an antiquated expression of obscure origin. It's not well known what the cud part is. It seems very out of place. Indeed, HEPA means liver. Hepatitis is an inflammation of the liver, not any kind of genitals. However, it can be sexually transmitted. So that loosely connects it to the word cunt. The additional T in hepatittis is a mispronunciation by lay people who weren't well versed in medical terms. So what is known about the expression is that there were at least two drifts from its original form. Indeed it was like a game of telephone. Now it is regarded as a very shocking phrase using the word cunt. What's more, it makes no distinction about a person's gender. Men and women alike can contract hepatittis of the cunt

I cannot go in that public bathroom. The toilets are filthy. That'll give you hepatittis of the cunt.

by Sir Carlton January 17, 2024