Minnesota Icicle

The act of locating a large icicle, and using it as a dildo while having a collection jar to catch the melting water. After the jar is full, you drink the water or use it as lubricant.

I just Minnesota icicled with my girlfriend and drank some of the water when I got thirsty

by OGMinnesota November 18, 2014

Frosty Red Icicle

A crazy finish to an orgy which has 12-33 retarded midgets with micro penises ejaculating on a 3 foot tall redhead that is upside down in the freezing cold and letting the nut freeze resulting in a hairdew that results in the redhead resembling a troll fom the movie trolls.

“God mother fucking dam, that bitch just got a crazy Frosty Red Icicle”

“Grandma is a freak, she can handle a Frosty Red Icicle better than my dad in his prime!”

“Oh, Stephen Hawking? Yeah, he gave my Grandma a Frosty Red Icicle back in 04.”

by Nathaniel smallcockkingson October 7, 2023

icicle up the ass

Someone who is cold and frosty. Unfriendly.

He's so damn frosty he keeps an icicle up the ass to keep it warm.

by Craven W. January 22, 2014

Icicle Fingers

When after climbing a mountain or doing some other absurdly cold activity without gloves, you finger a girl. This is the preferred temperature for fingering women from the Nordic regions of the world, such as Scandinavia and Canada - their internals will overheat without proper care and treatment.

- God damn, it's cold outside , Berta! Come here, it's the perfect temperature!

- Ja, darling, I'm cumming! There is nothing better than Icicle fingers!

by KnowingNortherner March 6, 2016

Radicate the icicle

To make something previously weird/boring cool by doing it a lot.

Doctor 1: Since people picked their noses too much, we figured out its good for their health!
Doctor 2: That's one way to radicate the icicle.

by Kobble_(st)one January 18, 2021

icicle crick

What happens to a penis when its rock hard, yet unbelievably cold, as in frozen.

Mark had an icicle crick rolling, and I told him, "better get that looked at."

by nofaceoz October 12, 2021

Upside down Icicle

The upside down icicle is the hypothetical pint from a very specific pub in Pembrokeshire located in the (redacted) valley.

It is defined as a pint you could receive in the winter with a sharp icicle placed sharp side up in the pint concealed by the beer.

This is hypothetically used for when you’re being a bit of a cünt I said (redacted) valley pub.

You better stop being an assħole boi bach or she’ll give you an upside down icicle.

by The_Unlawful_Octopus November 18, 2025