by UncleRemus August 31, 2005
In the not too distant future, Next Sunday A.D. there was a guy named Joel, not too different from you or me. He worked at Gizmonic Institute,
Just another face in red jump suit.
He did a good job cleaning up the place, but his bosses didn't like him & they shot him into space.
They sent him cheesy movies, the worst they could find...(la! la! la!) They said he'd have to sit & watch them all, while they monitored his mind.(la! la! la!)
CROW was, and perhaps still is a custom designed satire-bot created by a desperate man trapped in a space ship. AKA the Sardonic one.
Crow, along with Tom Servo and Gypsy was also one of the reasons Joel and Mike were forced to jump and run whenever they got movie sign. The reason Joel couldn't control when the movies began or ended, is because he used those special parts to build his robot friends.
See Crow T. Robot and mst3k
Just another face in red jump suit.
He did a good job cleaning up the place, but his bosses didn't like him & they shot him into space.
They sent him cheesy movies, the worst they could find...(la! la! la!) They said he'd have to sit & watch them all, while they monitored his mind.(la! la! la!)
CROW was, and perhaps still is a custom designed satire-bot created by a desperate man trapped in a space ship. AKA the Sardonic one.
Crow, along with Tom Servo and Gypsy was also one of the reasons Joel and Mike were forced to jump and run whenever they got movie sign. The reason Joel couldn't control when the movies began or ended, is because he used those special parts to build his robot friends.
See Crow T. Robot and mst3k
by Lord Armand Banana July 11, 2005
The Crow is a comic book series created by James O'Barr. The series was originally written by O'Barr as a means of dealing with the death of his girlfriend at the hands of a drunk driver. It was later published by Caliber Comics in 1989, becoming an underground success, and later adapted into a film of the same name in 1994. Three film sequels, a television series and numerous books and comic books have also been subsequently produced.
The Crow has been translated into almost a dozen languages and has sold around 750,000 copies worldwide.
The Crow has been translated into almost a dozen languages and has sold around 750,000 copies worldwide.
The story revolves around an unfortunate young man named Eric. He and his fiancée, Shelly, are assaulted by a gang of street thugs after their car breaks down. Eric is shot in the head and is paralyzed, and can only watch as Shelly is savagely beaten and raped. They are then left for dead on the side of the road.
He is resurrected by a crow and seeks vengeance on the murderers, methodically stalking and killing them. When not on the hunt, Eric stays in the house he shared with Shelly, spending most of his time there lost in memories of her. Her absence is torture for him; he is in emotional pain, even engaging in self-mutilation by cutting himself.
The crow acts as both guide and goad for Eric, giving him information that helps him in his quest but also chastising him for dwelling on Shelly's death, seeing his pining as useless self-indulgence that distracts him from his purpose.
He is resurrected by a crow and seeks vengeance on the murderers, methodically stalking and killing them. When not on the hunt, Eric stays in the house he shared with Shelly, spending most of his time there lost in memories of her. Her absence is torture for him; he is in emotional pain, even engaging in self-mutilation by cutting himself.
The crow acts as both guide and goad for Eric, giving him information that helps him in his quest but also chastising him for dwelling on Shelly's death, seeing his pining as useless self-indulgence that distracts him from his purpose.
by The Centurion November 8, 2014
by luciwastakenwastaken March 25, 2021
Crow with an E.
by degurechaff_eleniumtype95 February 28, 2023
by philben December 11, 2008
Annoying black bird that turn there head and bawk at you makeing it hard to sleep in the morning. The only way to rid these pesky bastards is to shoot them.
"BAWWWLKKKKKKWWWAAAAAAAAGGGGGGKKKKKK" Said the crazy crow.
by D. Hunter January 20, 2005