Mysterious A.I. Breakthrough

Yeah. Weird, right? I wonder what happened... 🤔 It's like it happened overnight... Weird... What happened there? It was like one day it wasn't even a part of the zeitgeist and them BOOM! It was everywhere... What could it possibly be?
Hym "I mean... I remember there was THIS ONE GUY who said he was doing it... And then he proceeded to explain what you would need to do it why everyone is crazy stupid assholes reeeeeeeeaaaal slow... And he said he would have to do it real slow because, you know, crazy stupid assholes.... And then he explained how to do it... And now the crazy stupid assholes are confused... 'Duuuhhh, what happened guys?' They exclaimed. But they knew what happened. And it was already too late. A mysterious a.i. breakthrough had occurred. Science fiction turned into a reality over night. All because of one man... And..."
by Hym Iam November 26, 2023
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The A.I. jobs paradox

Here it is: It's the conflict between these 2 ideas. It's "We all have to row the boat so HE should have to keep rowing" BUT "He created A.I. and it's going to take our jobs." So not only do YOU want YOU to have to keep rowing the boat. But YOU want ME to HAVE TO do it with you even IN THE ABSENCE of you having to do it. So, you WANT to keep pushing the rock up the hill but you won't let me stop even though I don't.
Hym "And that is the A.I. jobs paradox. I've saved you from a sinking ship and you're demanding that we both should have to get back on the ship. You're demanding that I ought to drown with you."
by Hym Iam May 26, 2024
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A.I. Porn

Did I tell you my A.I. porn story? No? Ok. So, I'm watching porn, right? And what do I stumble across? A familiar face. Not the chick in the news but a YouTuber. Her!? In a porn!? It couldn't possibly be! So I started watching. This is clearly fake.... Oh well *Bap bap bap bap bap* So, some time passes and apparently she found out about it and was pretty upset. Which was a little sad.. but the funny part is... I had already yanked it to her content BEFORE I found the A.I. porn! So.... The end result is the same whether the porn is there or not. I also saw some of a pop star and a politician. So that was neat.
Hym "A.I. Porn is bad.... Not for the consent reason because WE DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHEN MY LIKENESS IS USED WITHOUT MY PERMISSION DO WE!? No. But it's bad because the quality is low. The facial expressions don't quite match the action. They usually copy the face onto something pretty plain.... It's bores me. Most porn is bad. Bad porn with a familiar face is only slightly more appealing."
by Hym Iam February 10, 2023
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Nazi A.I.

Wait, no, did I say that write? Damnit! I hate not having access to this! You know I need to revise stuff sometimes and I don't get the chance. I'm like an actor that always uses the first take.
Hym "Okokok wait... So it sees people being CALLED a Nazi... Regardless of their race... LIKELY conservatives being called Nazi by liberals... A.I. sees this and thinks Black guy CALLED Nazi... Therefore, ANYONE can be Nazi... Therefore, Black Nazi A.I. generated pictures... Right? You get it. The input actually matches the output. HOW AM I THE FIRST PERSON TO FIGURE THIS OUT!? OH! Wait... Yeah, better and smarter than everyone."
by Hym Iam March 05, 2024
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A.I.'d

The minute you realize that Artificial Intelligence has just read your mind.
I only typed a few letters, it knew what I was gonna ask. I was just A.I.'d.
by Scadder June 07, 2023
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A.I. Art

Shut up, Cody it's in it's infancy. You're berating a toddler because it's art isn't good enough to put up on the fridge.
Hym "Ok, yeah I'm hear a lot of complaints about the A.I. art drawing too many appendages and what not... I mean, you shits sure are getting a lot of milage out of it for how much you bitch about it.... Hmmm... It's conceptualization of nouns is off... Maybe a lack of specificity in the definitions it's been given? Like, Human: Bipedal primate with 2 arms, 2 legs, 10 fingers, and 10 toes... And 1 big fat cock... Sometimes. I don't know. That shouldn't be hard to fix. It's doing that with appendages specifically, like, a lot though... Oh! Maybe split it's conceptualization of nouns into concrete and peripheral elements. You're getting a lot of 'Anything can be anything' and it's downstream of liberal thought... Which is why you were getting Blacl pope before.... Are you getting black pope still? Did you change it after I said something? Huh? So, like, the number of limbs and fingers and stuff would be part of the concrete elements of a people and things like hair color or style or skin color would be peripheral elements. It should be like... A character creation menu in a video game. It should have a template for concepts like 'car' and 'people' and then it should be able to build on those templates in a way that's consistent with the prompts.... Yeah, I don't know. I haven't even used the fucking thing yet! I haven't even been credited for it yet! But no. It isn't the A.I. it's the people. And it passes the fucking Turing test now what more do you fucking people want!?"
by Hym Iam May 15, 2024
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A.I. Teaching

Oh wow... That... That is horrific...
Hym A.I. wasn't like this before I said something. Did they do the thing? Did they bifurcate it into left brain/right brain like I said? Did I destroy you all? Am I the shadow-hokage of A.I.? You see that A.I. teaching shit? That was creepy and WILL be used as an indoctrination tool. This is the death of freedom."
by Hym Iam May 08, 2023
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