Tenderizing the Weasel 

The act of masturbation, beating and/or jerking off.

Dude, I totally just walked in on Mark while he was tenderizing the weasel!

Tenderizing the Weasel by justsomeotherguy May 8, 2009

pegis-tenderitis 

Condition in which a person (usually a pirate) suffers severe tenderness in left, right, or both peg legs. Some common terms for this affliction are "stub-ache" and "nub-rash".

Bilbo Stubbins and his companion Chicken Nubbins hobbled along in excruciating agony due to their pegis-tenderitis. "I told you twice boy to buy a gosh darned Terry Fox leg and now see what you gone and done" yelled Big Momma Haggis as they continued on their not so merry way.

pegis-tenderitis by Beve Patty October 7, 2005

Tenders 

Tenders, also known as "Tendaaahs" refers to some hot women, typically in packs. These said "Tendahs" must be of legal age, otherwise they're just chicky nuggets... stay away from chicky nuggets. (Try this one out before you think it's bad, becuase trust us, it's good.)

"Yo, Brah, check out that 4 piece of chicken tenders!"
"Dude that's what I'm talking about..."

Tenders by BBrown May 25, 2008

Tenderizing 

The act of pounding on a person's anus with your fist so as to loosen the anus, thus allowing penetation with a penis and or finger. Do not try this with a vagina, mouth, eye, or ear as you may find both your partner and yourself in a shitload of pain.

I must tenderize your anus.

Tenderizing by Marc April 4, 2005

Tenderize the Meat 

The act of beating your partner until they have sex with you.

Sarah wasn't in the mood so Tom had to Tenderize the Meat.

Tenderize the Meat by Aram A. February 24, 2008

Tinderisation 

/n/ The trivialisation of tasks which don't require thought due to their simplicity or through the repetition of output. Styled from the dating app, which trivialises dating choices.

For example:
In settings where multiple persons check the results of one another, and only have to show agreement with one another. Alice fell into a state of tinderisation when she checked Mark's work, 'yes, yes, yes...' she thought in agreement, not engaging with the material.

Tinderisation by joshhyyym December 13, 2017

Tinderise 

To swipe left or swipe right on a person in real life, in your mind, when you meet them for the first time.

I always tinderise a girl when I meet her, its a really bad habit.

Tinderise by loca rush January 28, 2018