tally wacker

penis duh

Charlie's tally wacker was slammed in a door

by michaelknapp August 26, 2008

pallywacker

A person that sticks to the experienced guy in a demo derby and only hits another car when it only benefits him.

"Ahh. He's not doing anything. Freekin' pallywacker!"

by Big Nate May 19, 2004

Squatch Tallywhacker

A Huge hairy penis, that often has the odor of a turd covered in burnt hair

“Sally told me about Paul’s Squatch Tallywhacker

“Hey Mel tell me about your encounter with Kevin last night .”

“Betty it was fun until we got frisky. He was so big but it was too smelly. He definitely had a Squatch Tallywhacker!!!!”

by Rothberg-cummer September 23, 2019

Tallywhacker

part of the male genitalia, as used for whacking tallies

I'm just off to the little boys room to show my tallywhacker the toilet.

by robbo December 7, 2003

tally wacker

1.A big ass dick that causes major bloodage while having sex with the female genitaila.
2. Andrew S's dick.
3. A dick that cuases rippage in the pants when hard.

1. My tally wacker put her in the fucking hospital.
2. She said his tally wacker was so big, it blew his pants open and caused a major chain reaction throughout the volcanoes.
3. His tally wacker is so big that when he busts it's like a damn fire hydrant going off.

by Nick and fucking andrew October 31, 2004

talliwacker

A talliwacker is that thing that men have where women would hsve their pussy. If u didnt know this already, you should be dragged out into the street by your talliwacker and be shot!

My talliwacker is my most important part: I luv my talliwacker!!!!!!

by The Black Adept January 22, 2004

Tallywhacker

A stick used to count bunches of bananas as they were loaded on banana boats. The workers were paid by the bunch.

Come Mr. Talley Man and Tally Me Banana.

by Charles January 4, 2005