Someone who lives in Topanga Canyon,
California. The most unhinged, self entitled, and obnoxious type of person. They will tell you about the book they wrote and how great they are when they really haven't
accomplished anything but need to fuel their
tremendous ego. Someone who wears a large brimmed hat and yells at their children constantly. Someone who thinks they own Topanga Canyon California.
Common Phrases:
Do you live around here?
I AM Topanga.
This is not YOUR freeway.