Mikey went to do his normal paperboy route but got Toothless Timmied at that nervey old mans house in Tustin Ca
by Juicestain, King of bllod and October 11, 2019
Get the TOOTHLESS TIMMIED mug.When a midget with no teeth goes down on your thunderbox and when your about to cum he pours lucky charms all over her pussy.
by dirtymatthew May 9, 2020
Get the toothless dwarf mug.Derik : hey bro my tooth hurts..
Me: rlly *checks phone* Ahh Thursday 14th.
Derik: huh..
Me: let me see your tooth I will tell you what’s wrong with it.
Derik: ok bro wait it’s toothless day today, WAIT NO!
Me: rlly *checks phone* Ahh Thursday 14th.
Derik: huh..
Me: let me see your tooth I will tell you what’s wrong with it.
Derik: ok bro wait it’s toothless day today, WAIT NO!
by Anonymous BB~ April 13, 2022
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by ayeshastan June 5, 2022
Get the toothless tina mug.Toothless Calendar- a toothless calendar is a calendar that tracks something of zero value over a long period of time, usually marking each week and the weekly marking is usually written “xxx Week’s” with incorrect use of the apostrophe.
For example, my wife has been tracking how many weeks my neighbor has yet to pick up the aluminum tin blowing around their yard. Her calendar is marked every week as “ 12 Week’s Tin in yard”
The Toothless Calendar started not as the meaning is “without teeth” but rather as the first calendar tracked cars that were parked from a guy named “Toothless Tom”
For example, my wife has been tracking how many weeks my neighbor has yet to pick up the aluminum tin blowing around their yard. Her calendar is marked every week as “ 12 Week’s Tin in yard”
The Toothless Calendar started not as the meaning is “without teeth” but rather as the first calendar tracked cars that were parked from a guy named “Toothless Tom”
My Toothless Calendar has the neighbors at 12 weeks and the aluminum tin is still not picked up yet.
by Doing it all the time March 19, 2024
Get the Toothless Calendar mug.n. An old woman... (and I mean OLD) that still hunts in bars/clubs and preys on much younger men for sexual favors. A Sabre toothless tiger out-ages a cougar by at least 10-20years and may or may not have all of her real teeth.
DudeA: "Damn! Rebecca's Cougar-ass mom keeps hittin' on me and rubbing my thigh"
DudeB: "NO DUDE! That's Becca's GRANDMA! She's a Sabre toothless tiger!"
DudeA: "I'm gunna need bout 8more beers to hit that shit... and some lube"
DudeB: "NO DUDE! That's Becca's GRANDMA! She's a Sabre toothless tiger!"
DudeA: "I'm gunna need bout 8more beers to hit that shit... and some lube"
by DudeA September 25, 2009
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