waiter, bring me water!

The exclamation people make when they give up on something difficult and just take the easy route.
Gah, I can't get a better deal on this car, sigh.. waiter, bring me water!
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In poker jargon, your hole cards being a Queen with a 'Tray' Suited.
I cracked his Pocket Aces with the Gay Waiter with a Fashion Sense.
by stro32 May 17, 2010
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when a waiter or bartender is working in a very loud bar or restaurant and cannot completely hear what the customer is saying but they start to laugh when they thought it was a time to insert laughter.
also known as a courtesy laugh when a customer says something at all remotely funny so you use the waiter laugh or bartender laugh to make the customer think they are funny.
I was table-side when the family was talking to me and I started using my "courtesy (waiter laugh or bartender laugh) laugh" when Mr. Young told the same story he has told 45 times previously.
by dakine mahalo December 02, 2009
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waiter voice

Tone of voice generally used to ask people for favors. Overly nice and soft toned. Normally not seen as a good thing.
Rosie uses her waiter voice to convince me to do her homework,
by colibri1 November 20, 2017
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Dater Waiter

A Dater Waiter is friend who dates the person who broke up with you, and refuses (or can't/won't find) to date anyone else. This could be from to make you mad, trolling, or they had feeling for them before.
girl: i'm dumping you
boy: ok :(
friend: wanna date me instead
girl: sure
boy: you are such a Dater Waiter, man
by Den Dude February 13, 2022
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dumb waiter

“I just got fired and I have nowhere to live.”
You’re such a dumb waiter.”
by Ro money February 07, 2023
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A term used to describe slow service in a restaurant or bar
Guest 1: I ordered my food 45 mins ago- how long does it take to make a BLT?
Guest 2: I swear a one-armed waiter in a wheelchair would be faster than this
Guest 1: For sure. Once we get our food let’s dine and ditch
by Dip Veteran May 21, 2024
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