squidward

(verb) to squidward.

The act of taking a shit on a girls chest, picking it up, slapping it on her face, then carefully sculpting it around her nose into a beautiful rendition of Squidward's nose from the popular kids tv show Spongebob Squarepants.

squidwarder: Hey guys, you'll never guess what happened last night! Sarah and I were having sex and she wanted me to give her a squidward.

friend 1: That's sick dude, get out of here.
friend 2: We're not friends anymore. Wait a second, you got a picture of that shit?

by the biggest cheese March 11, 2010

Squidward

Seen Santa, loves music,thinks gary is a hillbilly,hates spongebob,dancer,hates his job, been in a movie

Heres a example read the button I wish I wasn't here right now button don't be a squidward

by Emkuda December 9, 2018

Squidward

Indication that you would like your passenger to slob your knob while driving.

*turns to partner*
"Squidward"

by Chusokorny May 9, 2019

Squidward

Jasmine

"Isn't that Jasmine?"
"You mean like a Squidward?"

by jasmine.rosie_ January 25, 2017

Squidward

Squidward embodies the persona of someone who lost their youthfulness to the rigidity of adulthood whereas Spongebob is the opposite -- he has young energy that finds optimism in everything he does.

Don't be a squidward.

by Chovey March 15, 2021

Squidward

Someone who takes the fun out of everything.

Wow, Rodrigo Sanchez doesn’t like spongebob. He’s such a squidward.

by Jitters10101 January 14, 2020

Squidward

When u put your balls over her eyes and your dong down across her nose so she looks like squidward

Yo my dudes I made my girl look like squidward last nigh

by Longshlongswangin January 22, 2020