Pie on the swing set, pie on the slide

You can be the same wherever you go.

As grandma used to say after she heard about the Smith girl being trampy in the big city, "Pie on the swing set, pie on the slide."

by Zabbazooey February 26, 2017

Shepards Pie without the Mash

The aftermath of what you believed to be a humble fart.

1. Peter thought he was clever performing a one cheek bench sneak but didn't feel so fucking clever when he realised he had Shepards Pie without the Mash in his pants.

2. "That fart sounded wet" Steve announced during the Sermon
"Feels wet actually Steve" replied the Vicar, "I do believe I have Shepards Pie without the Mash in my underwear, please excuse me while I clean this shit up"

3. Deidre suddenly became withdrawn & pale. It was clearly obvious she had Shepards Pie without the Mash in her knickers.

4. Dave let out a thunderous bottom belch and grinned insanely, "Shepards Pie without the Mash" he exclaimed

by The Real Mark Hunt November 7, 2010

pie-in-the-sky

Exaggerated, excessively idealized, unrealistic.

You can try to sell your old computer, but US$ 3000 is a pie-in-the-sky price!

by Brandizzi February 8, 2008

andy pandy puddin pie kiss the girls make them cry

Save it for the sensis

Hey Andy pandy puddin pie kiss the girls make them cry

by BL2Z3 June 7, 2019

Pie-in-the-Sky Pi

When pure mathematicians dream that the elegant proofs of their π-related theorems would increase the chances of landing their names in the Mathematical Book of Life, or could propel them into mathematical immortality.

It’s an unspoken desire among Fields medalists—the mathematical equivalent of Nobel Prize winners in mathematics—and first-rate mathematicians to achieve pie-in-the-sky pi dreams.

by MathPlus May 24, 2021

Pie in the sky

Female lays on her back and pushes their lower back and legs raised all the way up so that their ankles are either side of (and beyond) their own head while her partner eats her out.
The person eating her out can move their hands all over her body too...

I was eatin her out pie in the sky!

by eziggy June 28, 2012

Cream pie for the straight guy

When you finish inside your female partner than slide down and lick it out of her

I dropped a load in her and she asked for a cream pie for the straight guy and pushed my face between her thighs.

by Teknodruid June 7, 2017