Cockpit Trouble

A euphemism used to politely describe a situation where an apparent malfunction is caused by the operator instead of the machine.

(Also "Cockpit Problems")

Person #1: "Jim says he can't get the new copier to work."

Person #2: "It must be cockpit trouble. It has been working fine for me."

by zboss April 27, 2009

cockpit queen

Is a flight attendant that always works the position closest to cockpit. They are at the pilots beckon call and answers any and all requests that they have at the drop of a dime.

Carol sure loves working up front.

Betty: haven’t you heard, she’s a cockpit queen.

by Gert Barr April 06, 2021

Cockpitting

The art of inserting a penis (erect) into a fully-prepared uterus

‘Holy fuck Dave, I was cockpitting the shit out of this dog-ass bitch last night, she woke up severely damaged’

by BallPot November 25, 2023

Cockpitting

The art of inserting a penis (erect) into a fully-prepared uterus

‘Holy fuck Dave, I was cockpitting this dog-ass bitch last night, she woke up severely damaged’

by BallPot November 25, 2023

Cockpit

1.When u fall into a pit whilst your cock is out

2.Urban dictionary editors

Guy 1: did you know that this dumbass had a cockpit

Guy 2 : Cock

Bitchboy 1 : what do u call urban dictionary editors
Editor: Cockpits because we are trash at picking words

by June 09, 2021

cockpit

v. to insert an erect penis into the armpit of another for sexual pleasure, possibly in the case of more conventional sexual practices being unavailable.

"I'm not on the pill, you'll just have to cockpit me."

by anonymousbastard October 03, 2014

Cockpit

When a woman allows a certain of number of penises into her Vagina, normally 3 or more, her vagina is then nicknamed a cockpit for being a hole where numerous penises go. In short, a cockpit, is a slut's vagina.

Damn, that whore had a loose cockpit. If only she had some self control and didn't have to screw every man she calls a boyfriend.

by big pimpin111 March 17, 2014