An awesome stuntman on HOT99.5's Mark and Kris in the morning. He has smoked cicadas, waxed his legs, stapled his butt-cheeks together, and so much more...
by :) May 18, 2004
Get the teapot tim mug.A sexy as fuck mating ritual usually performed by a male in order to induce sexual arousal within a female. This pose strongly resembles a teapot.
by teapot1 May 12, 2016
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An act of masturbation where the person sticks at least one finger up their ass whilst masturbating.
Robert- Why're you looking at that kettle in a weird way
Adam- Had myself a teapot wank last night
Robert- You're messed up man.
Adam- Had myself a teapot wank last night
Robert- You're messed up man.
by Lancastrian Wolf November 19, 2013
Get the Teapot wank mug.When a guy puts his balls in a tea pot and his lady friend blows through the snout. This creates a Jacuzzi effect on the balls.
by Giovanni Girth October 2, 2017
Get the Teapot jacuzzi mug.a middle aged woman, usually over 50, in a position with either some form of middling power (like head of a condo board or manager of an office or something) or local neighbourhood busybody, who uses the faux friendliness of having tea as an underhanded way of gathering information about you and your life so she can use it to fuck you over in some capacity in the future. These types of women are pathetic excuses for human beings and will shock you with the lows to which they will stoop to harm you yet will move mountains to obscure their devious intentions. Their main technique is a completely fake friendly exterior and extortations that they really care about you. They do not. They act this way to earn your trust so they can get you to disclose things about yourself you otherwise would not. These type of women are poison and their intentions are full on to harm you. Do everything you can to rid yourself of the stench of the filth this traitorous type of trash will leave upon you. It goes without saying they are not worth being given time or space in your life. If you have to have involvement with a teapot troll, you are one poor motherfucker and my heart goes out to you. Similar to teapot dictator, except teapot troll involves the more underhanded techniques described above.
What a teapot troll that old crone is....and she thinks she can fool people with her schtick. Pathetic.
by ChickPhilA December 16, 2019
Get the teapot troll mug.A term that originates from the song "I'm a Little Teapot," describing a short and stout penis. It may also be used to describe the owner of such a penis.
by SDM56 March 30, 2009
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