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Taco bell shit

A shit so large, so powerful, so smelly that it can only have been caused by eating Taco Bell. These shits can be either runny or solid depending on the quality and the quantity of the Taco Bell you consumed.
Tom: Oh my god, I just had the most deadly Taco Bell shit.

Ben: I know, me and my girlfriend could smell it while boning in my room. The other side of the house.
by -=MoNsTeR-CoCk=- December 24, 2009
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You Bought Us Taco Bell

To earn the trust of a person, group, gang or clique by buying them Taco Bell, usually done while hanging out or partying.
You guys are fucking cops!? Wha..we partied together man, you bought us taco bell.
by musicjunkie June 19, 2014
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taco bell snob

1. (noun) A person so whimsically classy, they insist on dining at particular Taco Bell locations and refuse to eat any other Taco Bells.
Person A: I'm constipated. Let's go to the Taco Bell in MexicoTown so's I can loosen up.

Taco Bell Snob: Damn son, that Taco Bell sucks, their hot sauce packets are too spicy. Let's go to that other next to the hospital.
by XPizzle June 20, 2008
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Taco Bell

Also known as Toxic Smell. Serves a variety of fake Mexican food in which you must order at least twelve dollars worth to fill you up. Afterwards finding your self looking for the nearest shitter.
The other day I went to Toxic Smell, lost 20 bucks and a pair of underwear.
by Tzu March 2, 2005
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Taco Bell Baby

The enormous shit you take 5-6 hours after eating Taco Bell or the shit you take the morning after eating Taco Bell. There may or may not be birthing pains.
Zach ate a whole bunch of Taco Bell last night and gave birth to a Taco Bell baby this morning.
by Houston Texan November 7, 2010
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Taco Bell Alarm Clock

Eating a lot of Taco Bell late at night and going to bed right after. After a few hours you rip a fart so hard that it wakes you and those around you.
You shouldn't have eaten that fourth meal. I woke up thanks to your Taco Bell Alarm Clock.
by GK Spider January 17, 2012
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I'm gonna need Taco Bell

That feeling after taking your girlfriend out to a nice restaurant, the kind that leaves both your stomach and wallet empty, in order to please her enough to get laid that night.

Can also apply to any situation where the restaurant just doesn't serve a proportionate amount of food for the price.

The phrase stems from rushing out to get Taco Bell after the aforementioned situations in order to satisfy that hunger known in Taco Bell lingo as "The Fourth Meal." Comes from the Taco Bell commercials where, after emerging from triumphantly satisfying his stomach, the man yells, "I'M FULL!!!"
Man, I just took my girlfriend out to a Japanese restaurant, where I paid 30 bucks and only got one measly roll of sushi. I'm gonna need Taco Bell after this.

...granted, I'm still gonna get laid tonight.
by Liobird August 14, 2009
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