Fast Sunglasses

Those sunglasses that middle aged dudes wear in their Facebook profile picture (and everywhere else). They are extremely aerodynamic, and look like they are built for speed.

“Hey man, I think I’m going to go to Home Depot”
“Don’t forget your Fast Sunglasses”

“I saw so many Fast Sunglasses at the antique show today”

by JoeBrim October 16, 2019

neon sunglasses

A plastic pair of sunglasses that have large neon colored frames and black lenses. They are the new rage for late teen to early twenty year old's who think they're the best thing since sliced bread. You can see people wearing them in groups, usually to signify that they ARE on top of the new fad. Usually worn well with Converse or Vans shoes along with a fresh Ed Hardy or Tapout branded t-shirt.

Frequent users of these green, pink, yellow, blue sunglasses include:
-airheaded sorority girls
-bros
-douchebags who are trying to fit in when really they are making themselves look even more foolish
-any person with an extraordinarily small amount of self esteem
-those people from high school that always knew what the latest fad was, even before it came out.
-meathead frat guys

Airhead slut 1: Like, do you have any more of those neon sunglasses? That random guy who I had sex with last night took them.

Airhead slut 2: No, but I'll pick some more up from the dollar store when I go to get my herpes cream.

by Amazonlady68 April 22, 2009

Irish Sunglasses

Two black eyes that from a distance, look like a pair of sunglasses. Usually a gift to women by their boyfriends or husbands.

"Hey Ted, you see that lady over there?"

"Yeah. She's got a nice pair of Irish Sunglasses on."

by Stone_Cold19D April 16, 2009

arrabian sunglasses

pull out the scrotum an lay your scrotum over someones eyes an put each testicle on their eyes.

teabagging someones eyes / arrabian sunglasses

by ...riz November 7, 2010

kentucky sunglasses

A prank played on an unsuspecting friend in which one droops their balls over their friend's eyes.

I gave tubgirl a pair of kentucky sunglasses.

by Bizzle My Nizzle September 30, 2007

Sunglasses Whore

When a guy refuses to take sunglasses off, even when its cloudy or indoors, and chooses to keep them on his head as he believes they enhance how cool he is, yet they make him look like an even bigger douche.

Steven, take those sunglasses off its 9 at night you look like such a "Sunglasses Whore"
Wow your a huge douche...

by yadigit August 6, 2010

egyptian sunglasses

while fucking a chick doggy style, you spit on her back, to make her think you came. but when she turns around, you cum right in her eyes

Last night I gave Cassy a pair of Egyptian Sunglasses.

by sick fuck February 16, 2005