frumpy and stumpy

When you meet a lovely woman and you go on a nice long walk on a lovely seaside beach (as opposed to a landside one) and then you take her home, and have a lovely time.
"Yeah, I got frumpy and stumpy with Maria last night, and it got totally frumped and stumped" - Jesus
by geronie April 07, 2022
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stumpy

a girl who breaks their leg during a sport and has to wear the big black boot to make it better (looks like a stump)
Chris- hey that new girl on my soccer team just broke her leg
Tina- what a stumpy
by royalblueregeths January 23, 2008
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stumpy

What happens on a golf course when you mangage to keep the ball behind the ladies tees and still have not made your 4th shot for the hole. This feat is now steeped in dovers tradition. This may happen when hitting a power box in front of the 9th tee at Belconnen Magpies Golf Club.
How'd you go on the the last there champ? I had a stumpy! Put me down for a wipe!
by Droppa August 11, 2005
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Stumpy

Slutty, getting around, pimping also known as stumpin, stump
You acting stumpy

Stop stumpin bro
by Sexylexiensam January 03, 2021
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stumpy

"Who's that guy over there?" "Oh that's just stumpy."
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Stumpy

A common name for a balding man who generally wears tight fitting pants to his workplace, and has a major case of genital size inferiority to his siblings. (most frequent occurrences are found between identical twins)
You know Alden sure wouldn't be so Stumpy if he'd just buy some looser fitting slacks.
by Associate May 05, 2004
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Stumpy McSmelly

The Irish / leprechaun name for a short, lazy girlfriend.
Hey Stumpy McSmelly! Get off your ass!
by natasGA19666 February 27, 2019
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