Stumpy lumber jack

To wake up with morning wood late for work show up and your dick gets caught in a wood chipper.

Mike woke up with morning wood tripped and fell in a wood chipper,oh I guess you can say he called now a stumpy lumber jack. Careful working around the equipment boys don't want to stumpy lumber jack yourself.

by Pours when it rains December 12, 2023

Li'l Stumpy

A short man (or woman)
Not a tall person

Hey see that guy over there? I was towering over the Li'l Stumpy

by Alyssa494 August 28, 2009

Stumpy McSmelly

The Irish / leprechaun name for a short, lazy girlfriend.

Hey Stumpy McSmelly! Get off your ass!

by natasGA19666 February 27, 2019

frumpy and stumpy

When you meet a lovely woman and you go on a nice long walk on a lovely seaside beach (as opposed to a landside one) and then you take her home, and have a lovely time.

"Yeah, I got frumpy and stumpy with Maria last night, and it got totally frumped and stumped" - Jesus

by geronie April 6, 2022

stumpy mcrainbow dash

stumpy mcrainbow dash is the bestest person ever. she is very short though.

"oh yeah that's stumpy mcrainbow dash over there"
"stumpy mcrainbow dash is very majestic"

by pie-rat June 16, 2021

Stumpy

Slutty, getting around, pimping also known as stumpin, stump

You acting stumpy

Stop stumpin bro

by Sexylexiensam January 3, 2021

stumpy toe

stumpy toe is a woman called sandra with a stumpy toe

stumpy toe is for a short red head who is a fat old tramp

by stumpy toe July 31, 2016