Strammer Hebel

Four big guys and they bust on my eyes
They eat my a^s, just like apple pie
If they keep f^^kin’ me like this I might just die
They pipe my b^^ty til’ cry
He lick my D and the cm start drippin’
I took a bite out of his a^s it tastes like lemon pepper chicken
He throw me up in the air my b^^ty flippin’
He dug his balls in my b^^ty like he Scotty Pippen
Met the n^^ga last night
Then I rode his D like a bike
He’s so thicc he looks like a dyke
But that’s okay cause I think his name Mike
Jordan, he f^^k me while recordin’
He sent me butt pics this mornin’
Hands down the greatest nudes I’ve recieved
I love when I receive his BBC

Lorenz: wanga Bangalore

PHIL: JA DAS BIN , der Strammer Hebel sooooooos
LIRENZ:SCHINKEN BAZOOKA MAMÖMAMÖL

by Pulp Pumpe November 22, 2021

Strumming the Hair Guitar

Knocking the little man out of his double ended rowing boat.

Johnny has left with the baby sitter and poor Louise, 8 young kids and strumming the hair guitar...I love it when the bitch strums the hair guitar and I'm deep in the tan track.

by Randy Ashell March 11, 2024

stramlin

When you drink tea on a night out with the boys.

Off out out with the lads and Dillon the goat is drinking a stramlin.

by ∆J_Lapis_Lazuli∆ March 16, 2024

Stamming

The act of spending the whole stamming like you’re a Stam. May be slightly gay.

Hey how many hours do you spend stamming a day?

by Stam Enjoyer December 26, 2025

Banjo Strumming

1.) The act of eating a girl out

2.) A way to tell someone to fuck off

Banjo Strumming:
1. Bro, I strummed the SHIT out of that girls banjo last night.

2. Go strum a banjo asshole.

by Death is fun August 20, 2022