Squirter Squatter

A lesbian or lesbian couple who occupies a residence without the homeowner's permission.

I came back from my vacation and found a couple of squirter squatters in my house.

We should totally Squirt Squat in this abandoned house.

by River Stone March 3, 2022

Squirter

A squirter is a girl that is also a water type Pokémon that breaks beds with cowboys named dahni

Dam she is a squirter

by Darladadog69 August 20, 2021

Shirt Squirter

A bacon and runny egg bap. Deliberately squirts egg yolk on your shirt when you innocently try to eat it.

Do you want a shirt squirter from the canteen?!

by fancyphanickpants October 30, 2020

Intrusive Squirter

When you have a remote controlled bidet and your partner takes too long to go to the bathroom and you take control of the situation.

Sharon told Rickey that 1.5 hours was too long to be using the only toilet (and had a bidet feature) in the house. Sharon hooked up a remote control to the bidet, so she could control the time he sat and read on the toilet. She nicknamed her remote control, "The Intrusive Squirter!"

by Peter Rooter August 2, 2025

Lice cream squirter

It's when u forcefully shoot out the syphilis infected cum out of your vagina or anus

When the cum fell out of her I knew she was a lice cream squirter

by Dr bigbirddickyinuranus July 10, 2019

Soft squirter

A man that can only produce female offspring.

I'll never have any grandsons because all my boys are soft squirters.

by Nicol922 May 15, 2024

SS Squirter

A day cruiser style jet boat often found in the salt marshes of South Georgia.

Dude I saw the SS Squirter flying down Tybee Creek yesterday full of chicks. They must still be giving free Big Macs with a ride

by Mind_surgeon July 21, 2022