Mr Boone is such a squirrel...
That algebra test was such a squirrel.
I'm really feeling like a squirrel.
That algebra test was such a squirrel.
I'm really feeling like a squirrel.
by Other Jesus April 18, 2015
One (generally female) who is unnecessarily and startlingly hairy in the nether regions. May hinder sexual activity.
-Dude, did you get any?
-No man. She was a squirrel. I was afraid I'd pull a hair out down there.
-I performed cunnilingus on a real squirrel last night.
-Did she have a glorious beaver?
-I don't know. I couldn't really see... it was a jungle down there.
-No man. She was a squirrel. I was afraid I'd pull a hair out down there.
-I performed cunnilingus on a real squirrel last night.
-Did she have a glorious beaver?
-I don't know. I couldn't really see... it was a jungle down there.
by Beaster October 23, 2005
by Nick&Mo August 7, 2003
A small (and annoying) land rodent, found mainly in the oxford falls bush land. A constant pest that has had several attempts to exterminate with no success. Tends to follow people and larger animals in hopes of scraps and attention. Attempts to avoid often prove futile with threats of violence being to complex for its lower order brain. The best bet is to bribe it into leaving.
Should also note, it has an odd fetish for rocks
Should also note, it has an odd fetish for rocks
by Micky-P March 6, 2006
"Hey girl, I think 'ol boy over there wants to holla at you..."
"Its alright, its just a squirrel trying to get a nut!"
"Its alright, its just a squirrel trying to get a nut!"
by fckasquirrel August 2, 2009
" man I went to them club and it was wall yo wall filled with nothing but squirrel"
" C'mon son that's my squirrel, why do you call her a squirrel because they chase nuts"
" C'mon son that's my squirrel, why do you call her a squirrel because they chase nuts"
by Marco Bengy February 8, 2011
A fuzzy woodland creature that happens to be horny all the time, so watch out if you happen to pass by one while you're alone. These horny bastards don't descriminate against gender, so everyone has to keep an eye out. Oh, and in other cultures their other name is "Alex"
-Dude, I need to go take a piss
-Hurry up man, oh, and watch out for those squirrels
-You mean an 'Alex'?
-Hurry up man, oh, and watch out for those squirrels
-You mean an 'Alex'?
by Nattie Nightmare July 20, 2008