Stands for Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor.
The SQUIP is from Japan. It comes in the form of a gray oblong pill, quantum nanotechnology CPU. The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until it implants in your brain and it tells you what to do. It's preprogrammed, it's amazing, and it speaks to you directly. You behave as it's appraising. It helps you act correctly. It helps you to be cool.
NOTE: To activate the SQUIP, you MUST drink it with Mountain Dew. If you wish to deactivate it, drink Mountain Dew Red.
The SQUIP is from Japan. It comes in the form of a gray oblong pill, quantum nanotechnology CPU. The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until it implants in your brain and it tells you what to do. It's preprogrammed, it's amazing, and it speaks to you directly. You behave as it's appraising. It helps you act correctly. It helps you to be cool.
NOTE: To activate the SQUIP, you MUST drink it with Mountain Dew. If you wish to deactivate it, drink Mountain Dew Red.
Jeremy: So it's like... Drugs?
Rich: It's better than drugs, Jeremy.
Jeremy: I've just never heard of it before
Rich: That's the point, it's some top secret- can't even look it up on the internet- shit.
The SQUIP:
Rich: It's better than drugs, Jeremy.
Jeremy: I've just never heard of it before
Rich: That's the point, it's some top secret- can't even look it up on the internet- shit.
The SQUIP:
by theatrekidapproachatyourownris October 20, 2020
by Neale69 July 24, 2023
A combination of squirt, and whip.
When you nut into a hollow cylinder, and freeze it overnight. The nut will slightly harden, and feel as if it was licorice. You can then use your new squip, and hit every hoe in town
When you nut into a hollow cylinder, and freeze it overnight. The nut will slightly harden, and feel as if it was licorice. You can then use your new squip, and hit every hoe in town
by Cjfalz March 22, 2020
by Player_Saturn January 12, 2022
Bouncing around like a wild cancer cell because you are high off monster fumes and bepis themed perc 30s
by buttnigger101 June 9, 2019
Noun: A sound used to distract a focused opponent in a sporting match from accomplishing their goal.
Verb: The action of distracting an opponent by using the squip
Verb: The action of distracting an opponent by using the squip
Just as Matt was about to make a beautiful 3 point shot, Graham let out a "SQUIP!" that caused him to make an arrant throw nowhere near the basket.
by King Slar July 5, 2018
It’s from japan. A grey, oblong pill, quantum nanotechnology CPU. The super computer in the pill will travel through your blood until it implants in your brain and it tells you what to do.
And then and then and then and then and then and then and then I got a squip. It’s better than drugs, Jeremy
by that1hamilfan October 10, 2018