squidward

When a guy takes his balls and puts them over the girls eyes and put his dick over the nose so they look like squidward from Spongebob

We were having so much fun i gave her the squidward.

by Paul L January 15, 2006

squidward

(verb) to squidward.

The act of taking a shit on a girls chest, picking it up, slapping it on her face, then carefully sculpting it around her nose into a beautiful rendition of Squidward's nose from the popular kids tv show Spongebob Squarepants.

squidwarder: Hey guys, you'll never guess what happened last night! Sarah and I were having sex and she wanted me to give her a squidward.

friend 1: That's sick dude, get out of here.
friend 2: We're not friends anymore. Wait a second, you got a picture of that shit?

by the biggest cheese March 11, 2010

Squidward

You place one nut over each of a girls eye and flop your dick over her nose

I was bored and knew my chick was in a bad mood so I flopped my balls on her eyes and cock over her nose, I knew a good old fashioned Squidward would cheer her up

by Gatlin1976 November 13, 2021

Squidward

Indication that you would like your passenger to slob your knob while driving.

*turns to partner*
"Squidward"

by Chusokorny May 9, 2019

Squidward

When a male place his member on the face of other person, imitating the nose of the TV character Squidward

Oh look, Jimmy has fallen sleep, let's make him a Squidward

by San Sánchez May 16, 2020

Squidward

When u put your balls over her eyes and your dong down across her nose so she looks like squidward

Yo my dudes I made my girl look like squidward last nigh

by Longshlongswangin January 22, 2020

Squidward

Jasmine

"Isn't that Jasmine?"
"You mean like a Squidward?"

by jasmine.rosie_ January 25, 2017