Someone who always is upset or grumpy, always wears dress clothes tie and yes the tie clip, and lastly hates EVEYTHING!
by Writer of none December 21, 2016
Smacking a girl with your dick and balls simultaneously, leaving behind a squidward shaped imprint.
Scoring system for imprints;
Ball imprint only: 2 points
Penis imprint only: 1 point
Squidward imprint: 10 points
Scoring system for imprints;
Ball imprint only: 2 points
Penis imprint only: 1 point
Squidward imprint: 10 points
by Daddysaur April 17, 2019
Someone who is so negative and in constant state of distent. Those whom have joy when bad things happen to others
by Gdiesel June 30, 2018
When a man walks up behind a woman that is laying down, and lays out his balls covering her eyes with the penis over her nose and mouth. Causing the woman to appear like squidward, while creating a muffled speech and jostling the cock when she begins yelling.
by Chill_hill5 March 26, 2020
you: hey squidward
squidward: hey hows it going?
you: *internally* omfg hes so hot what do i say next???
squidward: hey hows it going?
you: *internally* omfg hes so hot what do i say next???
by french fry dick September 6, 2019
Shutup squidward no one asked for your opinion!!!!! The guy from spongebob squarepants with the really big nose.
by Luke Kreiman December 10, 2007
The act of placing ones balls onto the eyes of an individual while the shaft falls onto the nose and mouth creating the look of a squidward mask
by theniggys October 11, 2010