Squashed

The destroying of any member of the squash family on an enemy's porch, car, house, etc.

Bro!! Shawndiqua was bein too bitchy...so i squashed the shit outta her.

by edwardsvillenigga November 10, 2010

squashed face

1. A face exhibiting the qualities of something flat.
2. A face made entirely out of the harvest vegetable, squash
3. A face that has been hit repeatedly (and flattened; see definition 1) by a squash raquet

Norma's mother has a squashed face
Poor lady...

by Tony the Bandit December 2, 2007

Squashed

To be sat on and get your toes licked

Oh no I was in my room and someone squashed me

by COOLGIRL357 September 22, 2018

Heavily Squatted

The act of one homosexual male taking a large dump on his partner's chest after having engaged in oral\anal sex.

Nigel hooked up with that twink last night and he queened and heavily squatted him.
The twink had to use a putty knife to get the shit off.

by StoOdin February 25, 2009

squashed jam donut

Someone who has a really really ridiculously ugly face.

'oh she looked alright'

'dude, she looks like a squashed jam donut"

by Jim Winston November 10, 2011

Squashed Spider

An anus

Her butthole looks like a squashed spider

by durrrrrr455 November 14, 2012

squarted

When someone farts while squating.

Hey can you grab that for me? Oh you just squarted!

by Jmune April 16, 2017