Spruce Grove

This is the shittest "City" known to man. They set up a little carnival in the Safeway parking lot every year that no one even knows about, it has two rides and a lemonade stand. This City is full of E-tards and stoners. Also full of wannabe "Scene/Emo" kids that like cutting themselves and smoking drugs. The Spruce Composite High school is full of fuck faces and useless tits that fail in life, also full of sluts that have one night stands and get pregnant. Congrats Spruce Grove, you've made a good impression on your citizens of the City. Atta be Champ. Oh, and their little, tiny and crappy mall consisting of a food stand and five clothing stores that only sell my grandmothers clothing, job well done. Oh yes, and Children.. The Tri Leisure Center has dead bodies at the bottom of the deep end. Stay away.

Guy #1 : Hey what did you do with that dead body?

Guy #2 : Threw it in the deep end of the pool at the Tri in Spruce Grove.

Guy #1 : Place is dead anyways.

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Guy #1 : I'm going to Spruce Grove tomorrow, wanna come?

Guy #2 : Sure , let me just head done to my meth lab so we can make money while visiting the Emo children.

by SpruceGroveHater. June 8, 2011

Spruced Up

Cleaned up. Can refer to a home, or a person. To get yourself or your living space cleaned up and ready for guests or a night on the town. See also Fluffed Up and Spiffy

I have guests coming over so I have to get the place spruced up.

by JimboQuality March 19, 2010

Sprucer

Liking the taste of jizz on your tongue
Enjoying a nice piece of meat in your mouth or backside

That guy is such a Sprucer, i don't know why he likes that.

by The spruce November 5, 2011

solstice spruce

The heathen version of an xmas tree.

We decorated our Solstice Spruce today in celebration of the heathen holiday, Winter Solstice!

by kajoe December 8, 2010

Blue Spruce Moose Juice

a certain type of weed that is blue and runny when strained(or filtered). found in canada deep in the canadian forests very rare in value.

i went to canada this summer i found some saweeeet Blue Spruce Moose Juice

realziez

yup

by pocahontis busstop July 1, 2011

spruce deuce

A very large turd. Instead of dropping a deuce or log. In reference to the world's largest wooden aircraft the "Spruce Goose" built by Howard Hughes. When using "log" to describe a turd isn't adequate.

Damn that shit was like the Spruce Deuce!

by sprucedeuce October 28, 2015

spruce

spruce n. or adj.
a slightly more highclass word for cool

cool = filler in a sentence
spruce = mhm, i hear ya and think that what you are saying is beyond average cooldom

"hey man i just banged joe's mom"
"that's cool"

"hey man i just banged joe's hot bisexual sister"
"spruce"

by Badass mutha fucka July 23, 2008