spasmastic

To be so excited that they are having spasms.
To be extreamly excited.

Dude, that is so spasmastic.

by Rohit Saxena September 27, 2005

spagacked

someone "spun-out" and "over-gacked"
on Crystal Meth

bob is so spagacked.

by sudafed July 23, 2004

spasmatic monkey twitch

Someone with the shakes or a tremor.

If that fool with the spasmatic monkey twitch were to shave, he'd slice his throat.

by micaela Krause November 16, 2007

spasma

A combination of spasm (or spastic, spaz) and asthma.
The condition suffered by a kid who flips out to the point of losing his breath and needs a shot from his inhaler.

Dude, settle down. Don't forget about your spasma.

or

What's wrong with J?
Oh, he's got a rare form of asthma called spasma.

by Mark Long September 24, 2007

spamaniac

(noun)

An individual or organization who continues to send you multiple emails even after you've asked to be removed from their list.

Any individual or organization who sends more than two emails about their upcoming event.

I used to be Facebook friends with Chuck but he's such a fucking spamaniac I had to delete him.

by Darren O'Donnell June 19, 2008

Spagand

To be back handed and slapped at the same time.

Talk to me like that again and I will spagand you.

by BF3L July 16, 2010

spamarchy

The idea of bringing free spam to a forum on a message board designated to spamming. The rules should not be regulated by any kind of moderators, kings, or gods. And all things should be considered beneficial topics to the forum (unless it's goatse, then that's just gross).

Spam will not be silenced! And we will fight for Spamarchy!

by Milkycheeseface June 11, 2007