One who has absolutely no idea how to write a rap song, and instead writes one regarding ejaculating on a women's back, and sticking the bedsheets to her so that in the morning when she stands up, she wears the bedsheet like a cape, thus the very popular phrase "superman dat ho." If I personally had the opportunity to assassinate this hollow-minded 17-year old sonofabitch, I would take up on that immediately, although that is strictly hypothetical because I don't wanna get my ass tracked down by the Urban Dictionary guys and cuffed.
FAT BITCH: (while doing the Soulja Boy dance, which makes you look like you have down syndrome with a slight hue of autism)
Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Then Super Man Dat Hoe
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me--
ME: What the fuck are you talking about, and what are you doing. That blubber-infested jig of yours is gonna burn my eyeballs to the back of my head.
FAT BITCH: It be da supaman, foo'! I'z da hottest shit out durr ryte now, y'hurd?
ME: Well, clearly, you have your head so far up your fat pimply ass that you could wear your colon as a hat. You also need to go out and pick up "Black Sunday" by Cypress Hill, "6 Feet Deep" by the Gravediggaz and "Goin' Off" by the Biz Markie because you are musically retarded.
Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Then Super Man Dat Hoe
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me--
ME: What the fuck are you talking about, and what are you doing. That blubber-infested jig of yours is gonna burn my eyeballs to the back of my head.
FAT BITCH: It be da supaman, foo'! I'z da hottest shit out durr ryte now, y'hurd?
ME: Well, clearly, you have your head so far up your fat pimply ass that you could wear your colon as a hat. You also need to go out and pick up "Black Sunday" by Cypress Hill, "6 Feet Deep" by the Gravediggaz and "Goin' Off" by the Biz Markie because you are musically retarded.
by Chuck Laurence November 27, 2007
There are many definitions to this half-assed crack-head.
1. A half-assed crackhead.
2. A ghetto rat's way of saying "penis".
3. Collipark Records' idea of getting money.
1. A half-assed crackhead.
2. A ghetto rat's way of saying "penis".
3. Collipark Records' idea of getting money.
1. Soulja Boy: YAAAH BITCH YAHH! I WEAR SHERTS 10 TIMES MY SIZE, I'M NAMED AFTER A DICK, AND I GET MY CRAK FROM THE WORST DRUG DELER IN L.A.! I DINK THE ONLY RAZIST SLUR FOR EVERY RACE IS NIGAAZ!! I THINK PEOPLE HATIN' ON ME CUZ DEY PO!
A white person: You don't deserve to be famous!
Soulja Boy: NIGAAZ ALWEYZ HATEN ON ME!
2. Person 1: I like Soulja Boy Tell 'Em.
Person 2: So you like it when a penis tells you what do to? That's sick, man!
3. Collipark Records Head Person: I LIEK SOULJA BOY BECAUSE RETARDED TWEENY GURLS LIEK HIM AND I GET MONEY FROM HIM SO I DON'T CARE! WEEEEEEE!
A white person: You don't deserve to be famous!
Soulja Boy: NIGAAZ ALWEYZ HATEN ON ME!
2. Person 1: I like Soulja Boy Tell 'Em.
Person 2: So you like it when a penis tells you what do to? That's sick, man!
3. Collipark Records Head Person: I LIEK SOULJA BOY BECAUSE RETARDED TWEENY GURLS LIEK HIM AND I GET MONEY FROM HIM SO I DON'T CARE! WEEEEEEE!
by DJ Jasper June 11, 2008
a really sad, clown looking wannabe rapper from the (he misrepresents) south. who primarily sings for kids 16 and under who (like him) are wannabes. who should not be singing at all even in his mom's own bathtub. how he dresses and sings. don't to pay close attention to his lyrics. they are utterly senseless and stupid from the very beginning. a poser at its finest. whoever writes his songs shouldn't get even a quarter for them. if he writes them himself... poor kid.. really... that's sad.
kid: crank dat soulja boy!!! (singing)
older brother: stands up slaps younger kid in the mouth.
kid: starts crying and asks why u hit me.. umma tell dad
older brother: don't let me catch you singing that gay-ass shit again, go tell dad... he'll do the same.
older brother: stands up slaps younger kid in the mouth.
kid: starts crying and asks why u hit me.. umma tell dad
older brother: don't let me catch you singing that gay-ass shit again, go tell dad... he'll do the same.
by artwizi March 28, 2008
Soulja boy is a hooeee
watch me walk up to his doohh
stick the shotgun to his throat
blow is ass off take his doughhhhh
bitch even Im a better rapper then soulja bitch
watch me walk up to his doohh
stick the shotgun to his throat
blow is ass off take his doughhhhh
bitch even Im a better rapper then soulja bitch
by The Re-Up June 15, 2008
Sent from the depths of the underworld to piss off all the people with musical taste to such a degree it kills our will to live. Every 14 year old and under is listening to this song and doing the dance that is probably used to summon Satan.
Person: BATHING APES! WATCH ME CRANK DAT! *dance*
Person w/ common sense: Dude, what the hell are you doing?
Person: I BE CRANKIN DAT SOULJA BOY-EEEEEE
Person w/ common sense: Looks like you're summoning the devil...
Person: WHUTEVA HATEA
Person w/ common sense: O...k...I'm gonna go listen to Death Metal and gouge my eyes out with hammers now.
Person w/ common sense: Dude, what the hell are you doing?
Person: I BE CRANKIN DAT SOULJA BOY-EEEEEE
Person w/ common sense: Looks like you're summoning the devil...
Person: WHUTEVA HATEA
Person w/ common sense: O...k...I'm gonna go listen to Death Metal and gouge my eyes out with hammers now.
by thisisaname=D February 29, 2008
Horrible, Horrible muscian who i refuse to call a rapper since he does very little rapping in his music. Relies heavily on his choruses. He is all about the auto tune and not about real hip hop.
Soulja Boi is not real hip hop.
by DJ RIDICUOUS July 29, 2009
the best rapper alive actually hes not hes the worst rapper that ever lived and the wanna be rapper who single handedly killed hip hop a person who makes crappy music such as crank dat yahhh soulja girl when he is a soulja girl himself
by Somebody you dont know July 11, 2008