Snailing

When your horney girlfriend forgets how to be delicate whilst riding your face and unintensionally causes a moment of suffocation. Possibly involves some damaged cartilage.

"Freddy rolled into work on Monday with a spread nose and a smile on his face. Bill said 'What happened to you?' . 'Tina gave me a savage snailing last night. Worth it but'"

by J=star May 13, 2016

The Snail

Part of the Penis Showing Game.

1. Create the eiffel tower
2. Wrap in a circular motion under then around your balls
3. Pull penis to one side with ballsack still on top

Enjoy

Does this look like a snail to you?

Why yes it does.

That's why they call it the snail.

by GoldenShower June 14, 2009

snail

a guy who can mount and slo-fuck a woman vaginally, without cumming himself, forever

That snail can get it on and hump her forever without cumming 'til dawn.

by Jake March 9, 2004

snailing

Snailing, when you snail someone. First, you rotate your scrotum & balls to the top of your penis, so the upward-facing balls and penis looks like the shape of a snail. Then you drag it along the face of someone. Leaving a trail of smegma or sweat is optional.

I went snailing all over Devin's face last night after he passed out!

by DTemp December 11, 2008

snail

something that is not just cool, but increadably cool.

Man this flash class is so snail.

I know this definition is also snail.

by Mike Geddes September 9, 2003

snailing

A really slow moving car leaking out water and/or oil

Nick's snailing car will die before it gets to the body shop.

by Jujurocs May 12, 2008

snail it

To "snail it" is to drive your car really slowly, like a snail, through the stop sign intersection, without ever actually stopping the car. It can also just be called "snailing".

"That stop sign on 25th comes up so fast off of Western, I can never *actually* stop at that thing! So I just usually snail it, and I'm fine."

"Yeah man, I snail it way too much. Finally got pulled over for it the other day."

by baerro March 22, 2010