Skip to main content

slept like a bag of spanners

Slang for having a crap nights sleep

Bloke: 'I slept like a bag of spanners last night'

Bird: ' How does a bag of spanners sleep like?'

Bloke: 'Lumpy!'
Bloke: 'I slept like a bag of spanners last night'

Bird: ' How does a bag of spanners sleep like?'

Bloke: 'Lumpy!'
by inniiit March 13, 2014
mugGet the slept like a bag of spanners mug.

Slept

The opposite of woke, meaning to not care about LGBTQ, black, or foreign pride and just treat them like normal people.
Me: "I'm Slept!"
by REDBOSS2008 November 29, 2024
mugGet the Slept mug.

slept like a whore

when someone sleeps for a long period of time and/or has a very deep sleep
by Kyle G June 26, 2024
mugGet the slept like a whore mug.

I Slept Like a Homo

the human autonomic nervous system has evolved to respond to deep rectal stimulation — such as that experienced during a rectal exam involving a large cylindrical object — with an intense parasympathetic rebound effect. The parasympathetic nervous system is responsible for "rest and digest" responses, so this will put you to sleep
Got railed by a bbc last night and I slept like a homo
by SlangGodHomo June 13, 2025
mugGet the I Slept Like a Homo mug.

slept with

To have sex with. Anal and oral.
bro you slept with a hot chick from the prom? bro teach me how to get em
by Shæt April 2, 2024
mugGet the slept with mug.

i slept w/ ur mom

1. usually used by kids who think they are cool but really are not at all
2. a really stupid overrated comeback
Person A: oh, i slept so bad last night
Person B: yeah, and i slept w/ ur mom
by ur moum October 30, 2022
mugGet the i slept w/ ur mom mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email