Slept Old

When one is in a minor amount of physical discomfort, after waking from a period of sleep, due to the position/location of a body part/limb during the aforementioned period of sleep.

I knew before my feet hit the ground that I slept old last night and I'm going to need an ibuprofen.

by Suzette Rosdower September 11, 2020

fake-slept on

When the person you're communicating with pretends they are going to sleep to get off the phone with you so they can hangout with someone they like more.

I got fake-slept on by Nicole last night. She said she could barely keep her eyes and then ans hour later Jeff saw her at the bar with Ricky.

by donglethegreat June 24, 2023

briseis slept better than jaden

briseis will always sleep better than jaden because she’s just like that .

briseis slept better than jaden

by briseis slept better than jade April 25, 2022

i slept w/ ur mom

1. usually used by kids who think they are cool but really are not at all
2. a really stupid overrated comeback

Person A: oh, i slept so bad last night
Person B: yeah, and i slept w/ ur mom

by ur moum October 30, 2022

Slept

I slept with ur mom last night :D

It was fun ;)

Call me mommy because I slept with ur mom bro

by CallMeMommyAh~ January 26, 2022

Slept

verb. slept\ ˈslept \; sleep; sleeps: To knock someone out cold.

Bro hit him with one punch and slept him.

by blem world April 6, 2022

Slept

The opposite of woke, meaning to not care about LGBTQ, black, or foreign pride and just treat them like normal people.

Me: "I'm Slept!"

by REDBOSS2008 November 29, 2024