Skim Milking

When you stick ya dick ya dick in it

"I heard my father was Skim Milking my Boss"

by The Person That Made This September 8, 2023

Skim scholars

People who widely share content on social media that they have not actually bothered to read themselves.

Social media sharing warthog.

An expert in nothing.

This coffeeshop is filled with skim scholars!

I can tell a skim scholar when I see one!
What does that skim scholar have to say this time?

by SkokieWordMaster March 10, 2019

skim dune

Those fucking hick red neck mother fuckers who fuck there sister in the mud

"That nigga a real skim dune "

by Niggerballs420 August 20, 2021

Maraculous skim

A move in 4 square when you hit the ball really low so it's almost impossible to hit it back

*playing 4 square*
Me: you can't get me out. ;) MARACULOUS SKIM!!! XD

by Riccazzz August 17, 2012

Skim Scamming

The act of looking busy while actually not doing any work, goofing off at work.

Lenny was skim scamming all night after he was assigned his work order, and only started working when he saw his supervisor coming to check on him.

by Tito Titi June 30, 2020

skim living

living in a high strung and robotic way that ultimately skims over subtleties and honesty for the sake of getting on with something necessary. examples include people in positions of some responsibility who in fact despise being in such a place. often coincides with a loss of a proper honest sense of humour, and post 25 depression.

Skim Living - "In my job as a call centre operator, I skim live to fuck. I hate almost everyone who calls or i call , but i have to be a bubbly, friendly douche bag all the same"

by jp7407 January 20, 2016

Fanny Skimming

For a girl to run/walk/waddle over a person who is sitting on the floor so that the top of their head is 'skimmed' by the runners crotch.

Grab your coat, we're going fanny skimming

by DoomsdayChop December 11, 2006