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National beat the shit out of short people day

Beat the shit out of anyone under the height of 5’4, they aren’t allowed to fight back or run away.
by Not Shre July 1, 2022
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National Short People Appreciation Day

National Short People Day occurs on January 17th.
This day making fun of short people is NOT TOLERATED.
Things you can do to show appreciation for having to deal with getting fun of are: helping them get things out of reach, send a text or say in person "Hey, I hope you have a good day today since it's National Short People Appreciation Day!", or just being a good person to them.
(Short people are fully allowed to make fun of anyone who is tall)
Tall Person: Hey dude, hope you have a good day today.
Short Person: Why today out of every other day?
Tall Person: Because it's National Short People Appreciation Day today!
Short Person: Oh, well if that's the case then how's the weather up there you giraffe
by Apperition_of_death January 15, 2021
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National Make Tall People Short Day

October 25th is the day where short people mutilate tall people in order to even the height gap. Watch out anyone over 5’8”.
Boy I can’t wait for National Make Tall People Short Day
by ironninjapi October 10, 2020
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Beat up anyone who is under 5’5 in October 23rd
“Hey did you know it is National Beat Up Short People Day?”

“Is that a crowbar?”
by TheCrotaLeader October 22, 2024
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National Short People Day

On February 6, anyone under 5'6 will be given a chance to not get dominated by tall people for one day. For those over 5'6, expect roasts about your foot long neck.
Boy 1: 'I heard she was 4'11.'
Boy 2: 'Don't hang around her because it's National Short People Day.'
by nonrupt October 20, 2021
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