Shlump

The feeling or state in which you feel Comfortable, Cozy, and feel like you could just flop over and lie there forever.

Dom-Human: I'm feeling pretty Shlump, not sure 'bout you.
Sub-Human: I feel like flopping onto the ground, and taking a snooze. I'm so comfortable!

Carson: I'm really Plumped Shlump right now

by VirginLoser69 June 23, 2020

shlumped

when you meant to type slumped for being tired but forgot how to spell it so you type shlumped.

buddy posted joey asleep and meant to say slumped but said shlumped instead.

by ADAMLOVESCANDY July 2, 2021

sHlumped

When you’re so fucked you’re sHlumped

Purple you’re fuckin sHlumped there’s no dobermans in the fucking truck that’s a headrest.

by Chefboylt April 4, 2022

Shlump

(/sh⋅l⋅Ūm⋅p/)
Verb: The action after loosing one's bones. Where after all of your bones vanish or are taken out of your body, you turn into a pile of meat and skin, slowly falling, like a potato sack in slow motion, into a puddle on the floor.

Ah man did you see what happened to Jessica in that horror movie with that insane doctor? When she lost her bones she totally shlump(ed).

by Lobster_with_a_gun November 19, 2022

Shlump

a stupid way of saying sleep

Billy is Shlump on his desk

by ShlumpMaster October 24, 2017

Shlump

When you shit in your pants and you stand up to reveal a squishy shit lump in your knickers.

Boy 1: did you see that hot chick?

Boy 2: you mean the one that had a huge SHLUMP in her pants?

by Fola_Panda1074 June 7, 2021