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Neo-Shitpost

A form of shitposting where the main premise is philosophical intelligence, or intellectual discussion. Under these guises, the neo-shitpost attempts to create an image of surreal or ironic investment in an otherwise asinine topic. It may or may not build up tension to a point of vividly engaging the reader, and then flip back into a regular shitpost or meme.
"I posted a neo-shitpost last night about how weebs are unfairly treated in western culture due to reciprocation of their consumption, ie spouting occasional Japanese phrases un-ironically and such, compared to western media consumers who may quote their favorite lines from movies and receive no negative attention, and even praise for timing such a line with the current situation faced. An example of this would be talking about the Force from Star Wars."
~ Closet Weaboo attempting to justify his actions
by Mozzarellah January 25, 2017
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The Shitpost Dilemma

When your shitpost is liked more than the work you actually put effort into.

An artist wakes up and paints, putting an enormous amount of effort and time into it. When it is complete, the artist puts this out to the public (usually via social media) and receives minimal feedback about it. Possibly 5 likes. The artist then creates a shitpost in under five minutes and posts it, receiving grand critical reception and more than 100,000 likes.
Artist: "Man, I spent two years on that piece and nobody cares. Then I draw Garfield getting head from George Bush and that's all I'm known for. "
Friend: "Sounds like you've finally encountered The Shitpost Dilemma."
by Smashed Marx April 19, 2021
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Kuku and Yaya Shitpost

Kuku and Yaya Shitposts is a American iOS / Android animated series produced to YouTube by Josenna and Mary. The series came upon YouTube shortly after the termination of their Yaya's World YouTube Account in August of 2020. Kuku and Yaya Shitposts revolves two young aging kids named, "Kuku" and "Yaya" who shows off their comedy purposes on each episode of the series. The Shitpost Series may be an animated reality show that portrays how Kuku and Yaya acts when cameras aren't shining. The series are meant for teenagers (above 13) and adults (over 18) entertainment as the episodes are not as child friendly as it seems.
Abby: hey the Kuku and Yaya Shitpost series is out!

Hailey: yeah I know. The series is fucking awesome
by Mary X Josénna August 15, 2021
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URBAN SHITPOST

When people share screenshot from urban dictionary with their name and asking people to do so and any
annoy everyone.
-Oh, did you saw Vojta's urban shitpost on the instagram today?
-Yeah, he is very annoying, but I will also do it.
by VOJTA November 23, 2021
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Daddy Shitpost

This legendary being is the pinnacle of shitposting that all people strive to be he is known by many names "The Duke of Death" "Daddy Shitpost" or simply "The Duke" however should you ever meet this legendary figure count your blessings that they do not open the gates of hell and release the floodgates of the shitpost
did you hear about daddy shitpost?
yeah i heard hes terrifying!
by intorec July 20, 2022
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verbal shitpost

A verbal shitpost is the spoken form of a shitpost or meme, often one that only ever appears in speech form without an associated image. Examples of this include "sus," "sigma," and "dih." Different from brainrot slang in that uncommon forms also exist, such as "what da dog doin," "OOOOH MAH GAWD," and "WAS THAT THE BITE OF '87?!"
Jim: Bro, have you been sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler?
Tim: Dude, quit with the verbal shitposts. Or, at least find some better ones.
by ThatCrucibleKnight March 16, 2025
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