shiteating cocksucker

someone who both consumes dick and shit at the same time.

"Tommy is such a shiteating cocksucker"

by krimsonnazi October 31, 2009

Shieating

Taking a shit and eating at the same time.

Pronounced like sheet-ing

"Wyd"
"Eating ravioli."
"Where are you?"
"The bathroom"
"Dude, are you shieating again?"

by Haidengombash March 15, 2016

Shitexting

texting while taking a shit

"dude i was shitexting today....that japanese food killed me"

by ncsu628 October 30, 2008

PROFESSIONAL SHITEATING

When a SHITEATER finds a partner who has no inhibitions to SHIT EVENTUALLY.

Most exhibitionistic SHITEATERS who are on REAL TIME .

A real FLIP FUCK.

Finding a PROFESSIONAL SHITEATING person is half the battle.

As I can perform PROFESSIONAL SHITEATING as being a SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL as I have no choice on how they choose to exhibit me.

I was FUCKING JOHN real good and he gave me a real FLIP FUCKING putting his ASSHOLE INTO my mouth making me perform PROFESSIONAL SHITEATING.

by AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION April 13, 2021

Shitexting

An activity commonly done by the everyday cell phone user while passing the extended time on the pot.

Using the bar restroom, Zoe was shitexting her friends to let them know she was going to be a gone little longer than anticipated.

by Lizandra March 16, 2009

MANDATORY INTENSE SHITEATING

When the PEDOPHILE is entering into UNCERTAINTY and EXTREME FRIGHT.

Unpredictable MANDATORY SHIT EATING as you are required to do it way more often as your MANDATORY FAG PUMP that EG0 IS SOARING but you can't help it but MANDATORY INTENSE SHIT EATING will as ANAL ALAN it is going to get SCARIER AND SCARIER as you obviously make attempts to constipate yourself with MANDATORY PISS DRINKING as tell you what , go to the MANDATORY INTENSE SHITEATING NOW ALAN I WALDMAN PEDOPHILE MANDATORY SHITEATER.

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER July 26, 2022