Money Shrapnel

The little coins that have next to zero value that get clogged up in your wallet that you can never seem to spend.

The woman at the counter wanted $1 for the soda so i gave her all the money shrapnel left in my wallet

by Sykini September 1, 2010

ear shrapnel

Loud, harsh, unflattering sounds, especially as produced by poor but overly enthusiastic (deaf?) musicians.

Said the singer to the guitarist: "Can you cut the ear shrapnel by about 10 decibels?"

by Gee Toe June 1, 2005

Shrapnel

Loose change, generally 1p's or 2p's (in UK) which constitute suitable throwing material, used to partially injure and or humiliate disliked individuals.
5 or 10p's can also be suitable to throw for those think themselves as better then the majoity.

1.'Hey I'm sure that pikey over there was givin' me a pedo look, like he wanted to sell me some gypsy pegs or sommat'
'Don't take no stick. Here I've got some shrapnel left from lunch put a hole in his skull!'

2.'Did you hear 'bout Etheridge and the coin incident?'
'Yeah, that was me. I just pinged a peice of shrapnel off and he collapsed about 5 seconds later. He must have been nearly 100yds away!'
'Nice shot!'

by wordmeister77 November 17, 2009

Penis Shrapnel

n. possible out come of performing Greek Fire. The lit penis can ignite methane gas in the gastrointestinal tract of the recipient causing an explosion, and thus creating penis shrapnel.

The Greek Fire went wrong and i got some "Penis shrapnel". When I pulled out all I had was a bloddy stump.

by Carrotglace February 14, 2007

schrapnel

the poo that sits around the toilet after u take a shit

After Dave took a huge shit in my basement, the shrapnel was everywhere

by S & H March 6, 2003

bum shrapnel

The discharge resulting from Anal Sex.
A Mixture of Seamen and Poo.

Also see Neapoliton Love Slide.

"that bowl of ice cream looks like bum shrapnel"

by KarlosBrum August 26, 2006

Sugar Shrapnel

The type of sweet/cereal that cuts the roof of your mouth

"I love captain crunch, but it has some serious sugar shrapnel"

"I wouldn't have eaten that many skittles if i knew i was going to get sugar shrapnel"

by MajorConflict82 June 8, 2016