Scrannel

A noun used to describe a man who is sporting both flannel, as well as scruff. This individual is usually also quite handsome.

"Oh my gosh...did you see the scrannel on that guy? I think my heart just skipped a beat."

"I told myself I would be strong, but as soon as he walked here with all that scrannel, I lost all my convictions."

by A Girl who Loves Flannel November 27, 2012

Scrapnel

Scrapnel is a newly coined hillbilly variation on the word shrapnel. Originally (mis)spoken by "Turtleman" on the show "Call of the Wildman" during the "Speedway Demons" episode when referring to a racecar crashing and throwing car parts around the track.

"If that car crashes, it may throw scrapnel around."

A grenade can explode, sending scrapnel into your face.

by The Bossman of Philly November 5, 2012

Scranner

To scran somthing is to eat something, in this context to shovel it into your mouth as fast as possible. Also, scran can be used to reference food.

Lets go get some scran.

Q: What happened to your mars bar?
A: I scranned it.

look at that fat scranner...

by MaddogMotherFucker June 24, 2005

Emma Sciannella

Big breasted individual whos one of joeys best friends whom he loves dearly (as a friend) and hed be alone without her cause she livens him up and gives him confidence. Hes lucky to know her

Hey, Emma Sciannella. I am in your friend zone along with everyone else :)

by JTEE603 January 24, 2010

scannelled

a confrontation with a scannel or scannel like person, usualy resulting in the person accused being excom'd (AKA excomunicated)

usualy the person who is accused has actualy done nothing at all, but is just picked out randomly.

(5 minutes left in class, watching the end to a booring movie)
scannel: hunter go sit over there, thats your new home.
(hunter has no clue whats going on)
steve: OOOOO you just got scanneled!!!!

by hunter February 9, 2005

Matthew Scannell

An Excellent singer and a member of the band "Vertical Horizon"

A famous song of his is "everything you want"

and a message to the first guy who added a definition of him, if i ever find out who you are i'll tear out your fucking lips you pathetic prat. you obviously couldn't tell a good singer if one came up and bit you in the ass.

Me: Hey Matt, you rock dude!
Matthew: Thanks Mate.
Me: I hunted down your haters for you!
Matthew: Uhh... Thanks mate, I think.

by L'Ranne June 24, 2006

fanny scranner

Senorita eater, clunge luncher, clit conneurseur , to tounge blurt & bum

I'd prat her & scran her fanny batter. Be happy to be her Fanny Scranner

by Denham ov Darlo November 4, 2015