Scrambled Dick

Start your morning by tossing raw eggs into your underwear and moving your penis in a circular motion as if actually whisking. Use mixture to cook scrambled eggs or an omelet as you would. Possibilities are Endless!

Person A: Yo bro I made my girl some scrambled dick for breakfast this morning.
Person B: Great way to start off your day!

by KidsWearStripes August 29, 2016

Utah Scramble

To jizz inside of a girl without meaning to, and after realizing your mistake, sprinting out of the room naked, running out onto the balcony, and scaling down a 2 or more story building in the nude to escape the situation, running off butt naked into the night.

Everyone was having a great time at the party until Chris pulled a Utah scramble on Kendra and ended up getting arrested for public nudity.

by kittycat6969 May 18, 2015

seat scramble

Something you may call if you're with a bunch of seat checking nazis. If more than half the people agree to the seat scramble, all current seat checks are void.

So the ten of us got up to shoot some hoops at halftime, and seat checks were called. As we were heading in, Jon called a seat scramble, and everybody started grabbing new seats. Because of it, I ended up losing my massaging recliner.

by jrod June 18, 2004

scramble the jets

verb
1. to hustle; to hurry up
2. to be made aware of something late and respond by making accommodations quickly
3. originally a term used in the military referring to pilots getting their planes off the ground in the shortest time possible in order to deal with a situation

Trey: What do you mean y'all are leaving for Cincinnati tonight?! I'm supposed to work all this weekend!
Marcus: Dude, just get someone to cover for you. Scramble the jets!

by Aleji October 21, 2010

Chinese Scramble

The act of simultaneously punching an opponent with both hands whilst kicking said opponent with one leg. For maximum effect, punches should start from as far back as possible.

When he gets upset, he is apt to do a Chinese Scramble on you.

by ThatGuy123456789 September 4, 2010

greek scramble

An exhibition sport played in ancient Greece where a sizeable mound of athletic men would writhe around naked and on top of each other, whilst being drizzled with extra virgin olive oil.

It was a regular greek scramble at work the other day.

by grahzny August 26, 2006

scrambled egg

Upon ejaculating on a woman's breasts or stomach, the gentleman proceeds to whisk the pool of semen with his penis. Best results occur when both the woman and the penis are kept in constant motion to help create smaller and softer curds.

After she received the scrambled egg treatment, she had to take a shower.

by Internet Warlord April 29, 2008