scumbag shuffler

A public bicycle, also known as bike-share. Often seen littering the streets of major metropolitan cities, these are usually stolen and dumped wherever convenient for the scumbag. Scumbag shufflers allow scumbags to travel greater distances than previously possible to commit crimes, a true blessing for the community.

My home was burglarized while I was on vacation, and I found a scumbag shuffler laying in the backyard.

by Bubba Douglas February 26, 2018

shuffler

a noun to describe a person or persons who shuffle their feet when they walk at a slow speed, causing pedestrian traffic, usually at the annoyance of people walking behind them. They also stop wherever they want, regardless if they are blocking a door, an escalator or entrance to a store/building.

"Hey, avoid that area,there are too many shufflers, we will never make our movie on time"

"If this damn shuffler don't move, I'm gonna kill her"

by Sheepface June 12, 2012

Becca Schaeffer

The most beautiful woman in the world! The one I want to spend the rest of my life with <3 She is an amazingly strong willed, intelligent and sexy woman! If you ever find a Becca Schaeffer never let go of her because she will be the best thing that has ever happened to you!

Me: Man check out that Becca Schaeffer!
Brett: I wish I had me one, you're so lucky!

by rick senior May 26, 2011

Shuffler

A old man who doesn't walk and instead shuffles.

Who's that creepy shuffler who's been going past our window every two minutes?

by supermac September 21, 2009

schwefferling

Combining hardcore game with the intense shuffling of the feet, preferably to hip hop, to secure the pick up of a member of the opposite sex

Everyday im schwefferling

schweffer game pick-up

by greggyj December 10, 2011

Shoeffler

The slowest man in the world. Capable of turning any 5 minute tasking into a project requiring no less than 3 supervisors and approximately 13 hours. Known for "shuffling" through tasks apparently randomly. Also, with a failure to ingest any "eines" (caffeine, nicotine, etc.) in 37 minutes, falls over from lack of energy.

Shoeffler got tasked with our LDI? Put on a pot of coffee, we will be here a while....

by BD animal November 7, 2011

schieffer

the BEST stinking family ever like no cap. There isn't a cooler family out there

friend 1: "have you met the Schieffer's yet? They are the best!"

Friend 2: "Ya I love the Schieffer's!"

by chicken flipper06/10/20 June 10, 2020