Baritone Sax Player 

The back bone of most jazz bands and Marching Bands. Typically a very Bad-ass person is assigned to this position. Some prefer to use harnesses, but the most Bad-ass ones use neck-straps. Sometimes referred to as "Beasts"

"wow that Baritone Sax player is amazing, who is he?"

Baritone Sax Player by Badass Ian December 9, 2008

Bass Sax Player 

Bass Saxophones were the first saxophone ever created. They are typically seen in String Bands composed of Woodwinds and Strings, Saxophone Ensembles and in rare cases Wind Ensembles/Concert Bands. Bass sax players are the more brutal, masculine and stronger saxophone player, being the only ones to be able to lug the monstrosity around. The powder puffs use saxophone stands, the mediocre use harnesses, but the true Manly Men use Neck Straps. There is always a need for Bass Saxophone in any band or orchestra setting. Typically used to replace the Bass Clarinet Player. Bass Sax Players are always known for their massive penis and sexual prowess.

Director: I can never hear all 5 bass clarinets at measure 54.
Alto Sax Player: If we had 1 Bass Sax Player, we could replace all 5 Bass Clarinets!
Director: What a beastly instrument, and so Masculine.
Bass Sax Player: Sup Ladies

Bass Sax Player by A. Bassplayzer May 23, 2011

A Sax 

A Sax is a person who can get all the girls and or is just straight up Vibing

Jimmy:hey look at that guy he striaght up vibing with those girls there
Billy bob:Yeah didnt he a sax

Example 2:
Bob th builder:thanks dude for not telling my secret, you a sax

A Sax by TheOrosMan December 28, 2019

Alto Sax 

One of the most underappreciated instruments in the woodwind section, the Alto Sax is tuned to E-Flat, a Fourth higher than the Tenor sax,an octave higher than the bari sax, and a fifth lower than the soprano sax.

Our Saxophone Ensemble features 5 Alto Saxes, 2 Tenor Saxes, and 2 Bari Saxes.

Alto Sax by totallyrandom May 16, 2008

tenor sax 

A saxophone that is lower than an alto, and higher than a bari. They are commonly used in jazz bands, and musicians who play it are often very good at soloing/improvising.

The tenor sax player was given a standing ovation for his solo.

tenor sax by Sasuke Hater February 19, 2008

Tenor sax 

A member of the saxophone family which is placed in between the Baritone and Alto voices. This is considered one of the sweetest, smooth, melodic sounding insturments by some peoples opinion. The Tenor Sax is a favored instrument in many Jazz ensembles and Ska bands. This sax is known for being able to blast out beutiful sounding solos at fast speeds. People who play the Tenor are usually extremely suave and good looking and can usually pick up any gal they would want.

Girl 1: "Look how hot that kids over there is."
Girl 2: " Which one do u mean?"
Girl 1: " The extremely hot one wiht the Tenor Sax."
Girl 2: "Oh of course the one with the Tenor, sorry!"

Tenor sax by jesstapher July 30, 2008

safe sax 

Smooth jazz dumbed down for the masses, such as Kenny G.

Aw man, this isn't jazz, this is safe sax!

safe sax by Adam December 28, 2004