Sampson park

a place where plenty of shit goes down like gangbangin, drug dealin, killin, a place where you wouldnt want to be

Sampson park has beef with progress village

by Sampson park November 23, 2021

sampson

A fruity nigga who watches loli hentai and listens to kpop. Also has greasy ass hair

Dude 1: i cant stand that nigga Sampson
Dude 2:For real, did you hear that he watches hentai?

by Potatohead_547 April 30, 2022

Sampson

A wonderful name for a dog. Also coined in “Half Baked” meaning a drug dealer. 😭

“Get you a Sampson!!”
“ I need my fix, I’ll go talk to Sampson !”

by I’mLonelyButAtLeastIHaveMyDog May 29, 2018

sampsonitis

A sickness where someone calls you over excessively.

1. Dang man, that one coach be blowing my cell phone up! I think that dudes got sampsonitis!

2. I was so drunk last night that I gave my number to this one nasty girl. Dude...I think she got 3rd degree sampsonitis cause shes called me about 30 times already!

by AsianPersuasian March 21, 2008

evangeline erica sampson

the best person to live on the planet.

#1 "Yo have you heard of Evangeline Erica Sampson??"

#2 "Omg yea she's like the best person to live on the planet"
#1 "Ikr"
#3 "I heard she saved world hunger"

#1 and #2 "OMGG!!! I LOVE HER"

by Esler April 24, 2023

Kieron Sampson

The biggest beta male imaginable. He is adopted father to one Jayden Sampson, who frequently uses a vape.

OMG, he's the biggest Kieron Sampson I've ever seen

by Prof.CallumAdams1979 March 06, 2020