Kyl-Statement

When you make up a statistic to justify your lie. Then, when you are called out on the lie you claim that it was not a factual statement.

1.If you want an abortion you go to planned parenthood, that is well over 90% of what planned parenthood does.

That was not intended to be a factual statement, but rather to illustrate that it does happen.

2. Eric : Did you know that 90% of people make up statistics.

Jim : Eric, we all know that you are using kyl-statement.

by Mr Zhir April 13, 2011

Vague Statement

The act of something that is actually true and real that doesn't need proof but say this word

Person 1: Dude, You're gay
Person 2: How?
Person 1: Vague statement

by Joãoo January 27, 2021

reflexisive statement

See self-referential.

by Anonymous February 12, 2003

The statement fucker

When someone tells you something and you get really excited, and then you realize that he lied

Him: It's pizza on thursday.

you: Omg that's awesome

Him: just kidding

You: fux off the statement fucker

by salemalfakir June 23, 2010

not intended to be a factual statement

What feels true and is not intended to be a factual statement

Sen. Jon Kyl claimed on the congress floor that abortion is "well over 90% of what Planned Parenthood does."

When the actual figure turned out to be 3%, his office released a statement clarifying that Kyl's figure was "not intended to be a factual statement."

Stephen Colbert: Sen. Jon Kyl personally sabotaged the Apollo 13 mission. (Not intended to be a factual statement).

Sen. Jon Kyl throws babies at elder people. (Not intended to be a factual statement).

by fresair April 13, 2011

double negative statement

A double negative statement is a statement that is redundant, so the result is positive. In other words the statement is an absolute, or no variable conditions.
(- -) = +
(++) = +

An example of a double negative statement is "leave me alone you stupid idiot!"

by PWS27 July 03, 2017

Not intended to be a factual statement

An excuse released by the office of Minnesota Senator Jon Kyle after telling a blatant lie on the senate floor and getting called out for it the next day by the offended parties.

Used nowadays to say things that would normally be considered quite libelous and whacky.

Stephen Colbert aired the story on his show, the Colbert Report, then spent the night twittering nonsense phrases about the senator, using the HashTag "#NotIntendedtobeaFactualStatement".

Jon Kyle is actually one of Gaddafi's sexy lady ninja bodyguards

*not intended to be a factual statement

by dbrow127 April 15, 2011