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vanilla spots

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Residual semen that's been left on an article of clothing, therefore dried and crusty. The 'vanilla' come from the color of the jizz which resembles a sort of melted vanilla ice cream.
Bob: Look at that girl! She's got some vanilla spots on her pants.

George: Walk of shame maybe?
by aaaaaahhhhhhtheworldisending September 1, 2017
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Water spots occur when you wash your cars windshield with hard water.. or something , and don't squeegee it off. Its similar to seman spots on a black shirt.
Dude, you got water spots on your windshield..... just like I left your mom last night after the funeral.
by Dammit tim twice October 20, 2019
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bat spots

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A place where kinky hidden treasures exist.
A place where sex toys are hidden.
I accidentally told my softball team about the bat spots where I hide all my secret play toys.
by Earl Dirt Jr July 23, 2020
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wank spots

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When you’re soo sweaty after a wank ( for going at it too hard) you develop spots on your back
“These wank spots I have are getting on my nerves
by Midge05 October 3, 2021
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Tradie spots

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When tradesmen get guaranteed work and make you buy the tools for them to do it comes over and acts like you chose him out of all the others but it’s the only place left you already paid all the others and they set your shit on fire and flooded your house and still got paid and still call asking for $50 2 years later saying the fire was so small you can hardly even call it a fire lady you can’t get out of paying the $50 the old lady that steals shit out of here up the road paid us and we don’t even service her place so do the bus drivers that don’t pick ppl up and the lebbos who try to nail Aussies in Australia for being Lebanese sure she stole shit from your house many times but what about what you did online
That old lady got hectic tradie spots the other day he helped her break in and get away with a wallet and a phone then hounded the dude for having pictures of his mum on his phone thou shalt not take photos of your mum that’s the rule bro
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
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dark spots

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Places of discoloration, or the lack of color. Usually out of place when referring to something else.
The skin was cleared from dark spots.
by Abcvd January 4, 2024
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pick your spots

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Advice to give someone who has put themselves in a frustrating, dangerous, or dire position.
"So you cheated on your wife, pick your spots, man."
by Cricket Owlndog November 3, 2020
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