soccer 

a game played world wide. there are 11 people on each team, trying to kick a ball into the goal they are facing and trying to stop the other team from kicking the ball into the goal behind them. there is a goalie for each team, and the goalie is the onlyone who can pick up the ball, provided they pick it up in the 18 yard box. when playing soccer:

~you cant wear any jewellery
~you cant touch the ball with any part of your arms unless ~you are the goalie and inside the 18 yard box
~you have to wear soccer boots, shin guards and your clubs/states/countrys clothes (shorts, socks, etc)

and remember:
*~soccer is NOT a pussy sport, and requires a huge amount of skill
*~the only reason players fall over, start crying etc, is because they ARE hurt or they are faking being hurt to get a free kick- NOT because they are sissies and are not real men/women
*~soccer will eventually take over the whole world

soccer is the greatest, soccer is the greatest, SOCCER IS THE GREATEST!!!!

soccer by QueenAmonWoo September 15, 2006

soccer 

american name for football the best game in the world.

"lets play some football"

soccer by mr susan July 23, 2004

soccer 

best sport in the whole wide world. obivously. requires A LOT of dedication, practice and skill. American football players call it a "girl" sport because they are to emarrased that they cant play the worlds greatest sport. you have to be fit mentaly and physicaly.Unlike basketball and american football where you stop every time the ball goes out, u play full 90 minutes, with only 3 subs. and dont get me started on baseball. Bunch of guys standing around in tight pants now thats GAY.

soccer player 1: i play soccer
girl: oh you mean the worlds greatest sport?

soccer by soccer18 April 16, 2007

soccer 

a form of football played between two teams of 11 players, in which the ball may be advanced by kicking or by bouncing it off any part of the body but the arms and hands, except in the case of the goalkeepers, who may use their hands to catch, carry, throw, or stop the ball.

It seems to me that there are more people bashing people who bash soccer, than there are people who bash soccer on this page.
I dont understand why some people feel the need to compare soccer with American Football. Each sport requires unique skills. Soccer requires alot of stamina, American Football is more Strength/speed oriented. Some people even went as far to say that Soccer players endure more pain, and that the sport is tougher than American Football. I have spoken with many people who have played both sports(some of which liked soccer better) and even they will laugh at the idea that soccer is as tough as Football. Im also pretty sure that most of the 'American Football' bashers have never actually played the game, some of them even point out Americans should not bash soccer untill they have played. In light of the fact that Soccer is the most popular sport in the world i can imagine that a larger percentige of Americans who prefer American Football have actually played both sports than the percentige of Soccer fans who have played (American)football, especially considering the fact that it is more difficult to find a Football(American) league in other countries than it is to find a Soccer league in America. In light of all this i suggest these people look up the definition for hypocrite.

Id also like to adress the people who claim America to be ignorant of other countries sports to look at their own country and see how popular American football is. Because in the United states soccer is a widely played sport, and it is obvious to me that other countries are just as, if not more ignorant to American Football, than America is to soccer.

Soccer is the most popular sport in the world.

soccer by mike11221 December 11, 2008

Soccer 

The best f***ing sport in the world!!!!
all you people who just sit there and say it suks, get off ur lazy ass and try it! i hav been playing 4 SEVEN YEARS and i still cant do a lot ov the tricks that cum with the sport!!! and im the best in my class at it!

soccer player: i stil cant get this pro trick rite.
moron: why do you play soccer? it sucks!
soccer player lists a number of tricks she can do: can you do any of those?
moron: no
soccer player: well then get off the field, MORON!!!

Soccer by soccer player June 29, 2005

soccer 

what americans call football but in england (where it was made it is called football).

American: Hey Bob wanna a game of soccer!?!
English: Soccer? o football ok

soccer by jakew October 28, 2006

soccer 

A game which the world loves... even Americans. If not, how can you explain the success the US "soccer" team had in Japan/Korea 2002?

soccer by Anonymous October 5, 2003