smurf pump

when you masterbate so hard that your penis turns blue

"Oi, Gary. After you left yesterday I had a quick smurf pump before the parents came home"

by simon klucinskis November 6, 2009

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smurf tube

the blue/purple shrivelled remnants of your penis after using a condom that was too small.

stole a rubber from my midget roomate. it wasn't normal size though so after banging my girlfriend, there was nothing left of my dick except a smurf tube.

by timmyhidthebodies March 15, 2017

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surfstab

"Surfing damage and getting a stab" -Moo, Spy Surf Stab Tutorial

bro i just got a surfstab on this soldier

by jay5815 May 10, 2020

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hefty smurfing

When a guy shows off his masculinity or lack there of by acting macho and showing off an arm band tattoo in hopes of getting laid.

Yo check out Eric he's totally hefty smurfing that bitch.

Yeah she's giving into the game cause of his arm band tattoo.

He's so hefty smurfing that bitch!

by Handy n Hefty Smurf March 31, 2010

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In online gaming, a smurf is an experienced player who uses a new account to deceive other players into thinking he's a noob (newbie). The purpose is usually to play against less skilled opponents who will under-estimate the 'smurf'. The expected result is that the smurf will pwn (dominate) his opponents and humiliate them further as they have been now beaten by an apparent noob.

Haha I played company of heroes last night against two level 6 players. I totally smurfed them with my level 1 account. Poor noobs wanted an easy game.

by tastelikecrab February 7, 2009

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